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While Lauren, Holly and Lo are out drinking at S-Bar, we find out that Heidi stopped taking Holly's calls too once she started going out with Spencer, but it's OK because "we all drift away from who we really are." But Lauren's happy to tell Holly that Spencer is the problem, and no, it is really not OK. Or as Holly puts it to Heidi, "I think you and Lauren could be friends again after..."

Naturally when Spencer finds out Heidi has sent a letter--which is surprisingly measured given all the tabloid nastiness--he just doesn't understand why Heidi would want to be friends with Lauren again. He calls their feud "a win-win," which we'd pretty much expect from Spencer right now.

Meanwhile, Audrina has mysteriously gone from dating JustinBobby from going on dates with this guy! Despite a serious case of Barry Watson Hair, Colin seems like a nice chap; he takes Audrina out to dinner at Magnolia (not to be confused with the New York cupcake empire), wants to know all about her job and gives her compliments. But he can't help noticing that Audrina still talks about Justin all the time. So clearly the only solution is...

Yep. Get drinks with him again. And our jaws hit the floor when his opening line was, "If I get this tattoo gun, can I tattoo your butt?" "Things change," Audrina tells him with the faint thread of a backbone developing. "Not for long!" he crows. Look, Evil Peter Sarsgaard, back away... back far away.

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