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Jaunted Takes the Pinkberry Challenge

Where: 7 W. 32nd Street [map], New York, ny, United States
June 27, 2007 at 5:03 PM | by egw | 5 Comments


On Monday, Jaunted wrote about the mysterious substance known as Pinkberry, the coastal dessert craze that convinced Nicole Richie it was okay to eat again. Last night, one intrepid editor decided to taste it for herself...

The line isn't out the door of New York's West 32nd Street branch of Pinkberry yet, nor are there stretch limos double-parked outside on the Koreatown block. Still, there's a buzz of activity outside the glass-fronted store, and the girl who walks in behind me sends her friend to guard the last tiny, mod round table. The door to the shop is open because it's eight hundred degrees inside the store. This must be part of the health benefits, right? Because I think I just lost five pounds. While I wait I peruse $64 juicers with accompanying glasses, salt and pepper shakers whose feet stick together and, of course, the myriad toppings at the counter.

But this is all frosting; how does it taste?

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In a word, yogurty. I know California regulations have declared this is not actually yogurt, but this seems like more Y than TCBY. I can't believe it's NOT yogurt! The sourness of my small dish is cut by my coconut and pineapple toppings. I'm usually more of a chocolate fan, but the yogurt is oddly refreshing. (Fear not, chocoholics! You can get chocolate chips or Cocoa Puffs mixed into your Pinkberry.) As for the mystery ingredient, my friend Pearl, a yogurt fanatic who didn't need any encouragement to join me on this adventure, thinks it's some kind of artificial sweetener; I imagine it's a preservative that keeps my smooth 'n' creamy dish from getting warm 'n' curdy. Since there are no ingredient lists in the shop, we can't tell who's right.

I'm a tad underwhelmed by the Pinkberry experience. Unlike your Coldstone or Marble Slab, the toppings aren't mixed into your dish, so half my pineapple ended up on the counter instead of in my belly where they belong. As for the health benefits, if you order the 13-ounce large (which is more like 18 oz. when you count the swirl), you're getting more treat by volume than you'd get from Ben & Jerry's, but not really saving on calories. I'm not convinced you couldn't get the same delicious taste by sticking a container of yogurt in your freezer for half an hour. Then again, I didn't try the green-tea flavor, and I never figured out what the secret ingredient was.

Want to take the Pinkberry Challenge? Send us your Pinkberry thoughts, impressions, and photos. and we'll give your opinion as much weight as Ms. Richie.

Oh, and secret ingredient guesses go in comments.

[Photo: synaethesia]

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  1. markj

    Jaunted

    Do they...

    sing to you when you tip 'em...like they do at Cold Stone?
    June 27, 2007 at 5:03 PM
  1. Jenna

    Jaunted Member

    but really.

    At Chelsea's Pinkberry (right across from my apartment... crap), the worst part is waiting in line for 30 minutes while every damn passerby looks at the line, looks at you, and then starts talking to whoever they're with about this "whole pinkberry thing." you know "omg, have you tried it? i heard blah blah blah"
    June 27, 2007 at 5:08 PM
  1. markj

    Jaunted

    If....

    next week someone is in line at Pinkberry, on their iPhone, while "tweeting" about the whole Pinkberry thing on Twitter I am moving to Tasmania.
    June 27, 2007 at 5:28 PM
  1. juliana

    Jaunted Contributing Editor

    is this the store...

    that had all the rats scurrying around?
    June 28, 2007 at 11:46 AM
  1. Jenna

    Jaunted Member

    YES

    well, the upper east side one had some rat friends... that I know for sure. Although tasti D had a problem with roaches in their toppings at some point. So you know.

    Anyway, come to New York and I'll treat you guys to Pinkberry! It tastes exactly like the Yogun-Fruz they've been making in Toronto since I was old enough to remember. The secret ingredient is fairy dust.

    June 28, 2007 at 3:23 PM

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