Jaunted

· Sticking a lubed up q-tip in your nose protects you from germs.

· You can not be pretty and attractive if you are "germy" or have a disease.

· Allison Janney was once hit on while onboard a plane. This made her comfortable.

· Allison Janney is super tall · Drinking alcohol on a plane makes you 3x more dehydrated.

· The sound was not working on some of Delta's in-seat televisions.

· Serving alcohol, drinking alcohol, or saying the word alcohol, makes Ellen fans burst into screams and applause--every single time.

· A man named Charles, one of the few men on the plane, actually ordered a drink called a "Mile High Mojito"--queue applause.

· Delta really wants everyone to know they are all about "stress free travel".

· Delta dumped so much free swag on these passengers it made us want to be onboard, but did not make us want to order a "Mile High Mojito".

Who says daytime television is mindless fodder.

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