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Sly Stallone's Customs Hell Culminates in Smuggling Charges

In case you've so far missed all the Rocky jokes on your local news or whatever, let us fill you in: Sylvester Stallone has officially been charged with importing a banned substance into Australia. The substance in question is Jintropin, a human growth hormone. HotelChatter editor Juliana first spotted Sly Down Under on her trip there last month, and she had an eery premonition about the source of his woes. Just look at that face! Would you ever guess it was on HGH?

Thus continues the unofficial celebrity guidebook to where and where not to be a rich, druggie tourist. Sly is more likely to face a fine than jail time, though anything's possible at this point. We've also recently learned, via the beacon of education that is Snoop Dogg, that you could do worse than to get busted in Sweden: he, too, is more likely to face fines than jail time there. But the best advice of all is to just get your fix at home and not be so damn stoopid.

[Photo: This Is London]

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