Jaunted

I was a hostage. And it was not a piece of cake to have your valentines day ruined with four screaming babies and 3 others running around on a FULL flight. The power went out, no air. The toilets backed up at 9 hours. We were asked to either hold it or to not flush. And 10 hours of carbo loading is not good for anyone, especially the diabetic woman on our flight. It was awful.

Anyone who has a story, please check out my site. 11 hour hostages should be compensated differently that 3 hour hostages. NOT FAIR!

www.jetbluehostage.com

The entire DadLabs production crew recently spent 18 hours in the jetBlue terminal at JFK.  It was Valentine's Day.

So we're bitter.  But when life gives you lemons, make poetry.

So we are inviting you, creative DadLabs passengers, to help us shake our puny fists at the man. Submit your poetry that decries/commemorates the recent airline meltdown in the comments here. The bitter editors at DadLabs.com will then select the best poem in each division and and award it a $50 gift certificate at our DadLabs store.

Our poetry contest has two divisions:

The jetBlue Haiku
Show the airline your 5-7-5

Or

Enter our "Roses are Red/I Flew jetBlue" category with a variation on the famous verse.
http://www.dadlabs.com/humorous/jetblue_haiku.html