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Ralph Fiennes Loves Qantas

February 12, 2007 at 8:30 AM | 0 Comments

ONLY two people know exactly what happened in an aircraft toilet cubicle on a flight from Darwin to Mumbai - the English film star Ralph Fiennes and a Qantas flight attendant, Lisa Robertson.

In place of its malfunctioning and unreliable video entertainment systems, Qantas has substituted hot flight attendants for a whole nother type of in-flight fun. On a January 24 flight from Darwin, Australia, to India, it appears actor Ralph Fiennes used his mile high club card on a Qantas flight attendant. The two went at it in a business class lavatory.

Diddlegate has left the FA suspended without pay, and it's yet to be reported whether a passenger or fellow employee ratted her out. Our condolences are with Lisa Robertson, who nonetheless probably knows that this isn't a bad way to get fired.

Waiting wouldn't have worked for the two lovebirds, anyway: Qantas uses an independent business lounge in Mumbai, and unlike in some fancier international facilities, there are no private bedrooms.

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