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2008 Candidates Travel: Fred Finds Iowa's Heart Three Sizes Too Small

12/26/2007 at 2:20 PM
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'Twas the day after Christmas, all through the Midwest
Each candidate snuggled in his war-room nest
Except for Fred Thompson. Poor Fred and his bus
Went plowing through snowdrifts, campaigning for us.

With less than a week before the primary
Fred's not doing hot and it's getting quite scary.
Was it because we don't like "Law and Order"?
Or was it because his platform was disordered?
Yet to Creston, Urbandale, Chariton he'll go
His fitness as president he hopes to show.

If you see his gold bus, give a honk or a wave.
He's not quitting yet, and that's pretty brave.
Thompson vows his support will get finer.
After Iowa find him in South Carolina.

Related Stories:
· Fred Thompson's Upbeat in Iowa [NYDN]
· Fred Thompson coverage [Jaunted]
· Candidates Travel coverage [Jaunted]

[Photo of Fred in September: bmcvey]


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