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TSA Unintentionally Hilarious Yet Again

The latest update from the TSA had us in stitches until we realized it was 100 percent serious. It's a guide to what foodstuffs you shouldn't pack when rocking up to your local security checkpoint over the holidays.

Remember, the agency's 3-1-1 liquid rules are still in effect, so you can't tote the following onboard, unless they're in containers smaller than 3 ounces and stuffed in your 1 quart zip-top bag:

Gravy, Salad Dressing, Cranberry Sauce, Salsa, Jams and Jellies, Wine and Beer, Soups

And before you ask, the TSA didn't forget about dessert:

You can bring pies and cakes through the security checkpoint, but be advised that they might be subject to additional screening.

Related Stories:
· TSA's Holiday 3-1-1 Guidelines [Official Site]
· TSA coverage [Jaunted]

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