Britney Spears Celebrates Halloween As A Sexy Pirate
You may or may not know that this week Britney Spears released her long-awaited fifth album, "Blackout," to not-all-that-terrible reviews. The album is timed perfectly for anyone looking for a creepy soundtrack for his last-second haunted house, depending on how eerie you find Spears' thin and robotic voice.
In keeping with the holiday, Spears appeared at the Virgin Megastore in Hollywood dressed as a pirate wench. It's interesting that her publicist felt the need to clarify that this was a costume, and not just Spears' normal attire. Who wears a costume to work? Well, besides that creepy guy in the mail room.
Need a last-minute costume? We suggest Sexy Wronged Passenger On Southwest, Sexy Virgin America Mogul or Sexy TSA Worker and Patdown Expert.
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[Photo: The Superficial]


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