Missed Connections: The Orlando All-Hot-Staff Edition
Looks like some people in Orlando could use a little more magic in their lives. Despite Disney's wonderful world, Orlando's Craigslist page has the highest ratio of rants to actual searches for people we've seen yet in the eight-or-so months we've been keeping tabs on Missed Connections worldwide.
In efforts to distract themselves from the people with "shallow, cheap evil soul[s]" who hurt them, it appears that Orlandoans have turned to ogling the staff at a number of popular haunts. Try these places to meet a hottie while a hottie serves you -- just remember to tip well.
Roxy -- Dance with that bartender all you want, but don't trust him against the onslaught of high-end partiers and their table-side temptations. 740 Bennet Rd.
Purple Ringer -- Extra Most Missed bonus points to the man who found the counter girl at this cigar and tobacco shop "smokin' hot". We hope she shares your sense of humor. 1468 Semoran Blvd., Casselberry
Huey's Diner -- Okay, so it was a waitress's friend and not the waitress herself that caused this desperate diner to write in. But as the Spice Girls once said, if you wanna be my lover, gotta get (a grilled cheese sandwich) with my friends. 304 W. Colonial Dr.
Related Stories:
· Roxy [Official Site]
· Missed Connections coverage [Jaunted]
· Orlando Hotels [HotelChatter]
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