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IMCest: Paris is Burning

September 22, 2006 at 2:15 PM | 0 Comments

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what you're thinking, but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]


Jaunted: Was it just last week that Ian Schrager banned Paris Hilton?

HotelChatter: You bet!

Jaunted: What happened? I heard he banned her and "her ilk".

HotelChatter: He sure did. Of course, he let in Winona Ryder--shoplifter--and Lil' Kim--convicted perjurer. But not Paris.

Jaunted: Wow, that's impressive on her part. Maybe she's too clean--no convictions. Yet.

HotelChatter: It's not the only place that she's been banned, either. There's a Hitlon in Scotland that banned her, too.

Jaunted: Banned by her own family?

HotelChatter: Oh, they don't own the hotels anymore. Just Nicky, who's opening her own brand of hotels in the fall. At least she'll be able to stay there.

Jaunted: Yeah, if Nicky banned her, that would be some accomplishment.

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