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IMCest: Keeping Off the Pole

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what you're thinking, but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]



Jaunted: What's this I hear about the Hooters Casino? Is it heaven on earth or what?

HotelChatter:  Yeah, we spoke with the guy who helps organize bachelors for visitors to the Hooters Casino in Vegas.

Jaunted: Was he helpful, or trying to make Hooters seem fancy?

HotelChatter: Not at all. He was so cool, and wants to help visitors do whatever they want, even if he can't make it happen himself. You know, for certain kinds of activities...

Jaunted: So no to the nose candy, but he could probably find me a pair of orange spandex shorts, if I was into that kind of thing.

HotelChatter: Definitely. I only wish I had put forth more crazy scenarios. Every question i asked was answered first with "well, we can do  anything. Depends on what you want."

Jaunted: Awesome, though it's better to imagine the Hooters girls saying that. What crazy things can he actually do?

HotelChatter:  He says that if bachelors want a stripper pole in the room, it's totally do-able.

Jaunted: Wow. I get excited when there's a mint on my pillow--that's a whole different smoke.

To continue with the brother sister love fest IM, head over to HotelChatter.