Jaunted

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IMCest: Sibling Rivalry

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what you're thinking, but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

Jaunted: So what are those wacky Hilton sisters up to now?  

HotelChatter:  Paris Hilton and Nicky Hilton are having hotel wars! If I were Nicky I would be pissed. Bitch, step off!

Jaunted: If I were Nicky I would be pissed that Paris is my sister. Paris opening a hotel too?

HotelChatter: Yes, she says it will be real high end like the Sanderson in London, "but cool", and it will probably open in Las Vegas.

Jaunted: What are Nicky's hotels like? Classier? 75% less skanky?

HotelChatter: Nicky O hotels are going to be all sorts of fashionista. Fashion designers will do special suites, and there will be minicupcakes on the bed instead of chocolates.  

Jaunted: Minicupcakes? Won't that make crumbs on the bed? I'm not sold on that.

HotelChatter:  Oh, and the hotels will all smell like gardenias.

Jaunted: that's definitely better than how Paris' hotel is gonna smell, I can tell you that right now.

To continue with the brother sister love fest IM, head over to HotelChatter.