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IM Incest: Lance Bass at the A-House in P-Town

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what your thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

Jaunted: Jaunted hit P*Town hard last weekend. During the start of Bear Week.

HotelChatter: Did you know lance bass and his "boyfriend" were hanging out in Ptwon this week. It is one of the guys from Amazing Race.

Jaunted: Lance Bass is on the downlow?

HotelChatter: Reichen or something.

Jaunted: So Lance Bass likes bears?

HotelChatter: i don't think reichen is a bear. he's too waxed and pretty to be a bear.

Jaunted: Well they also had Leather and Chrome Night this week in P*Town.

HotelChatter: i love this line:

Lance was seen riding his bicycle around town, looking for Reichen, who had gone missing

Jaunted: Oh my, just read on ABC News that Lance was at Atlantic House in P*Town--they call that the A*House. Seriously -- this all means nothing--Lance wants to be an astronaut dammit. Plus, it is Chip & Reichen--not Lance & Reichen.

HotelChatter: Chip & Reichen broke up a long time ago.

Jaunted: Chip & Reichen broke up? Yeah right. Next you are going to tell me Eric & Jeremy broke up. Damn you. You can't believe anything you read on the Internet--didn't ABC once publish Sharon Osbourne's obit--and I am semi sure she is still alive.

HotelChatter: You still believe he is straight don' t you.

Jaunted: I just long for a simpler time, when Lance Bass was just a fair haired boy who dreamed of going to space with the Russians.

HotelChatter:Russian men.

Jaunted: This chat is over.


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