Tom Cruise by Land, Sea and Air in NYC
Tom Cruise has arrived in New York to sell his brand of crazy to the city's innocent citizens, though he's officially here under the guise of promoting Mission Impossible: III. Tune in at 3:30 to catch him on TRL with host Vanessa Manillo, if you're truly ready for that jelly. He should be well and fired up by then.
Tom went all out for his trip to Gotham, and has engineered a tour that resembles one of his blockbusters. He sped across town in a firetruck and sports car, flew across the river in a speedboat and even blew $10K in Scientology donations renting an entire subway train to transport him from Harlem to the midtown premiere later today.
That should really be great for thousands of commuters on the way home tonight, though we all know the MTA's in desperate need of funding. Of course, if Tom were in charge, there'd be some problems. Do we really want our bus drivers and train engineers to be without their Ritalin and Zoloft?
· Tom Cruises Around NYC in Private Subway [Fox News]