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St. Andrews: Home of World-Class Golf and Low-Class Sex Acts

April 27, 2006 at 11:35 AM | 0 Comments

Which famous actor was it who performed a sexually inappropriate act in front of a Scottish hotel masseuse two years ago?

Warren Beatty seemed like a possibility. And then there was Michael Douglas. But what about Jack Nicholson? In fact, when we first heard about the incident, a lot of famous old pervs came to mind.

But now our worst suspicions have come true. Kevin Costner--the handsome actor/director arguably most famous for taking the advice, "If you build it, they will come,"--has been accused of exposing himself to a massage therapist in 1994. While on vacation with lucky second wife Christine, Costner allegedly dropped trou and "performed a sex act" in front of a masseuse at the Old Course Hotel Spa in St Andrews, Scotland.

Perhaps he thought she'd jump at the chance to touch his Tin Cup, or maybe he just assumed he could get away with his nasty behavior because his buddy owned the hotel. Well, at least he was right about that last part: The 34-year-old masseuse was inexplicably fired after the incident and has since sued for unfair dismissal and sexual discrimination.

In the end, we think the only winner here is Costner. After all, he got a little top-notch golf, most of a good massage, and something to finally replace the embarrassment of Waterworld.

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