Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie Overthrow Namibian Government
Where: Namibia
Brad and Angelina, as everyone knows by now, have escaped to Namibia for the birth of their perfect child. What's the appeal? Is it Waterburg Plateau, the prize of colonialism? Or could it be picturesque Fish River Canyon?
We think it might have something to do with Namibian Prime Minister Nahas Angula, who has already deported four members of the international paparazzi. Brangelina couldn't expect this kind of protection from George W. or Tony Blair. No, they had to travel to Africa to find a world leader who would be their heavy, at least until Warren Beatty get elected President.
But does PM Angula know what he's getting his country into? Namibia's infrastructure is hardly prepared to handle the imminent influx of Hollywood celebrities, desperate for a paparazzo-free haven. Is the Swakopmund Hotel even equipped with bathing Evian and Zone chefs? We seriously doubt it.
The way Brangelina sets trends, we'll just have to hope West Africa gets some good Blackberry reception, and soon.
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