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Go to Hell, Easter Bunny

Ignorant us, we didn't think the Easter bunny even made it to Germany. If he does come this year he better stay away from Karl-Friedrich Lentze.

The artist claims that by encouraging the consumption of chocolates, Mr. Easter Bunny also encourages the prevalence of heart attacks, strokes, and fat people. "The Easter Bunny is a sadistic and unscrupulous offender who preys on people's sweet tooth," he wrote in a complaint for local prosecutors. "Find this evil bunny, handcuff his paws and remove him from shops in time for Easter."

Lentze, by the way, seems to have a knack for the silly: in recent years he has tried to start a brothel for dogs, turn dog poop into a building material, and patent a machine to straighten bananas.

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