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Too Hot for Epcot

Stereolabrat is an Asian-American girl whose rants make us scared and glad to be alive at the same time. Disney World can inspire a variety of emotions, to be sure, but it's a particularly rich tapestry she weaves with her filthy mouth. Children, cover your mouse ears; here are a couple of her well-considered observations:

Disney World is *@#$ full of sweet rage. I want to live there or make my house look like Haunted Mansion because that is like the most raging ride ever. Seriously balls to the wall, I am in it to win it. Red velvet wallpaper and that whore in the crystal ball, I'll take 2 please.

I didn't get to go to epcot cuz my flight got in too late but I don't really care. The ticket person at Disney tried to up-sell me a park hopper pass because "Pleasure Island is 'off the hook'". I didn't even know people said that anymore. Anyway I can't imaging Pleasure Island having anything to offer in the pleasure category unless it provides mint drugs and opportunities to gamble.

And no, the web site is not safe for work, unless you traffic in filth.

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