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In Praise of Horniness

We like animals, and we also like running pictures of animals, as you, gentle reader, may have noticed. So we started an animal feature, which, for lack of editorial imagination we called Animal Planet. We also considered calling it Commander Snuggles Cuddly Fuzzy Happy Time Hour. Then our sister at HotelChatter said we might get sued, so it's now called Stupid Pet Trips.

Anyway, each week, we'll pick an animal and tell you where you can go to see it. Got an animal you want to see? Send in the suggestion to tipsATjauntedDOTcom.

Perhaps those reindeer that Conan conversed with made an impression on you, and you'd like to check them out for yourself. Well, reindeer are not exclusive to Lappland. We have 'merican reindeer here in the US, over in Palmer, Alaska.

Located about 45 miles northeast of Anchorage, the Reindeer Farm (we're not lazy, that's really their name) is open May to September and offers you, Joe. Q. Reindeerenthusiast, the chance to frolic and pet reindeers of all ages for the low, low cost of $5.

Not enough? Well, for $2,000, they will ship you your own reindeer for keeps anywhere in the US. The farm's reindeer are no slouches, either, having competed in the World Championship Reindeer Sled Races and graced the pages of Vogue magazine.

Apparently, the best way to fend off Anna Wintour is with antlers. Makes sense to us.

[Image via The Kamoozie Workshop/Flickr]

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