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Where Does He Get Those Wonderful Toys?

We're a big happy family, so on Fridays we like to point out something special that our sister has reported in the last week. Other than her crusade to protect hotel guests from skin rashes and microbes.

Done it all when it comes to the hotel minibar? Had the three-dollar coke, the five-dollar bag of Planters nuts, the nine-dollar beer AND the fifteen-dollar pack of playing cards? That's just mentioning the cheap stuff.  

Thankfully, the Mondrian in West Hollywood has a new way to part you from your hard-earned money whilst titillating your erogenous zones: An $85 "Midnight Cravings" sex toy kit sold from the mini-bar. It's got lube, condoms, a vibrator, batteries wrapped in tissue paper and massage oil.

We find those batteries to be a perfect L.A. touch: ideal for putting in a sock and beating a hooker senseless in your room after shooting speedballs. Ah, California, truly the land where dreams come true.

[Image via fisserman/Flickr]

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