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Fuzzy Imps of Destruction

You doubted us when we told you the Cheburashka would destroy all opponents, but here we have exhibit A: After dismantling the Canadian hockey team Wednesday, most of the Russian team in the above photo is holding a Cheburashka. Not only are they vicious little fellas (the Cheburashkas, not the Russian hockey team), but they're breeding.

If the Russians win today, the entire Olympic Village will be infested with these monsters. Keep your eyes peeled; they'll be here before long.

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