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My Air Is Better Than Your Air

Sometimes our readers tip us off to something so juicy, it has to become a post of its own. With many thanks to commenter travelina, we'd like to point you to this Banterist post that somehow slipped under our radar back in April. It's all about unnecessary travel gear. Though the Banterist himself didn't know at the time that Fresh Air Buddies are apt to burst into flames, he had no problem pegging them for their uselessness:

If you're like most folks, you're a little weary of "normal" air and would prefer to breathe something that's been filtered by an unsubstantiated technology. That's where the Personal Air Purifier comes in. Air on board a plane can contain all sorts of allergens, germs, dust and more. The Personal Air Purifier's patented Ionic Wind technology takes the air and adds a whooshing noise to it, potentially making it better so you can spend less time worrying about the air you breathe, and more time explaining your noise-emitting three pound necklace.

Check the rest out to make sure you don't own anything that's already made you the butt of your fellow travelers' jokes. If you actually possess any of that junk, dispose of it now and we won't hold it against you.

[Photo: mgotelaere]

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Thanks, travelina!