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Sienna Miller to Pittsburgh: What Else Should I Be, All Apologies

11/08/2006 at 10:46 AM
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The retraction, or in this case the contrition, is always always on the back page, but for Pittsburgh's sake, it is important we bring it to your attention.

According to multiple sites on the interweb, Sienna Miller issued the following statement, vaguely apologizing for last month's Steel Town bar incident:

I'm very sorry about being rude but I was working so hard on the movie The Mysteries of Pittsburgh.

I was really tired and it came out wrong. I feel terrible about it.

But does she know Pittsburgh is an island, just like Manhattan? And did she follow through on her promise to thoroughly explore Queer As Folk's Liberty Avenue, the Warhol Museum, et al? Will her penance be three Our Fathers and three PSA sports for Visit Pittsburgh?

We are guessing no. We are also obligated to tell you that the arrival of Sienna Miller directly coincided with the on field downfall of Steelers QB Ben Roethlisberger. Think about it.

[Photo: Egotastic]
Warning: The Sienna Miller photos over at Egotastic are NSFW and were not taken in Pittsburgh.

Related Stories:
· Sienna Miller Apologizes [Entertainmentwise]
· Sienna Miller V. Pittsburgh Coverage [Jaunted]


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JET
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Sienna Miller admits she's a Pathalogical Liar (none / 0)

Shitt for brains Sienna Miller FINALLY confessed that she is a PATHALOGICAL LIAR and confessed that SHE DID IN FACT have a DIVA Temper Tantrum at a Pittsburgh Bar while in the "beautiful city" to film the movie "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh".

Sienna Miller was kicked out of a Pittsburgh Bar because she didn't have any I.D. and had a DIVA temper tantrum as she stomped her feet up & down the street alone outside for nearly 30 minutes screaming "Don't you know who I am? I'm Sienna Miller the famous actress", as her parents and friends continued to drink inside the bar.

Five days later, as all the Pittsburgh News Media was investigating the numerous rumors about her bizarre behavior, Sienna Miller issued a statement and LIED that she was never at that bar or that section of Pittsburgh. When witnesses described what she and her parents were wearing, confirming that she was in fact at the bar, Sienna Miller then LIED AGAIN saying that while she was at that bar she never had a DIVA Temper Tantrum. Sienna Miller even got her Dad to LIE for her by saying that she never even talked to the Bar's Bouncer, while at the other end of town, Sienna had to admit that she did talk to the Bar's Bouncer after NUMEROUS witnesses came forward to call her a LIAR.

NOW Sienna Miller CONFESSES that ALL her comments and ALL her Press Releases from her Public Relation "handlers" at Public Eye Communications LTD in London, run by Ciara Parkes, were in fact ALL LIES.

When Sienna Miller's drunk/stoned idiotic statements were recently quoted in Rolling Stone Magazine, the stupid bitch-diva released a statement that she NEVER said that. When SEVERAL crew members from the movie "The Mysteries of Pittsburgh" admitted that they all heard her say it, she LIED AGAIN and said she was taken out of context. When a tape recording of Sienna Miller's interview surfaced, the stupid, spoiled rotten LYING bitch FINALLY shut up.

by JET on 11/08/2006 at 10:59 PM


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