Hummer Tours in Hawaii: Good for Fat Tony, Not Good for Environment

Calling all guidos in the tri-state area. Thinking about taking a trip to Hawaii but are too afraid to travel without your Hummer? Then put the Drakkar Noir down, Hollywood Movie Tour and Island Tours in Oahu has solved your problems.
You can vacation in Hawaii and see all the sites from the comfort and safety of a 2003 white H2 Hummer. Check out what their off-road tour has to offer:
Hummer Tours offers exclusive OFF-ROAD access to private lush valleys and exotic film locations at historical Kualoa Ranch. This exciting, one of a kind adventure maneuvers through isolated stream beds, muscles up hills and tackles rough terrain. Explore historical sites and the home of such films as JURRASSIC PARK, WINDTALKERS, TEARS OF THE SUN and others. To complete your journey, take a short hike to the summit of the K'olau Mountain range for breathtaking panoramic views.
Because, really, what better way to see Hawaiii then by trampling all over lush valleys and wildlife in a Hummer?
And some wonder why the Hawaiians hate the Haoles.


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