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Why Kevin Federline Loves Les Deux

Les Deux Cafe, the legendary once closed, now reopened cafe has allegedly been seeing way too much of Federline lately.

If K.Fed.Spears was preparing for life without a newly slim Britney, and we all know it will happen someday, here is, according to Starked the type of scene Les Deux Cafe can provide for him:

Ratio of girls to guys: About 1:4 though that's hard to believe considering the overwhelming scent of cheap perfume that was permeating the air.

B***ch factor: HIGH. A friend spilled his martini on a female that backed right into him and she was furious. Despite his numerous apologies, her and her friends could only muster, "Oh my GAWD" and give us dirty looks. We could not stop laughing.

Silicone factor: HIGH. Another friend kept telling us about all the rock-hard breasts of all sizes he kept feeling on his back all night.

Music: 2 rooms playing different music. Outside patio sounded like top 50 most downloaded songs on itunes (boring), while the back room was spinning old tunes from early-mid 90s (fun). They might have been playing something else upstairs in the VIP patio, but it was too much of a hassle to fight the ocean of people to get there.

Oh, and yes, it does actually look like a residential pad from the outside, but don't let that fool you, this is not the type of place a father of four should be frequenting.  Is it four, or three?  Who knows.

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