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IMcest:: Crockett and Tubbs Needed on Miami Hotel Watch

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what you're thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

Jaunted:
so all i know about nicky hilton's hotel is that it's called o, like the sound her sister usually makes

HotelChatter:
its called Nicky O. her middle name is olivia before you type a dirty joke.

Jaunted:
i would never! so you'd say "oh, i'm staying at the nicky o tonight"?

HotelChatter:
yeah.  o nicky o you're so fine.

Jaunted:
your overpriced suites blow my mind

HotelChatter:
you take me by the wallet, but you show me a good time? does that work?

Jaunted:
for sure, but how much longer until miami beach sinks under the weight of hot new velvet rope clubs

HotelChatter:
i know, is miami over yet?

Jaunted:
is it over? only if this conversation is happening after the summer of '04. in new york they just made an ordinance limiting the number of bars... the same could work in Miami. Crockett and Tubbs could be enforcers.

HotelChatter:
ooh nice miami vice reference. Miami Vice 2: Hotel Crackdown

Jaunted:
can you say "crack" when talking about miami vice?

For more of the titillating IM convo head on over to HotelChatter who has the other half.