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IMcest :: Numb the Pain with Tanqueray

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what you're thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

Jaunted:
Since I've been in Japan for a while, you need to update me on the latest socialite news

HotelChatter:
which would you rather hear abt? nicky hilton's "nude" photo shoot? or lindsay lohan leaving shit behind at the chateau marmont.

Jaunted:
LL forever, she's such a ridiculous person

HotelChatter:
so she left behind a bottle of tanqueray, crackberries and some copies of the NYPost. coincidentally the ny post was the one to report this.

Jaunted:
of course they were, i'm sure they loved it .. i hear all the starlets are like actually friends with those people anyway. feeding them stories etc

HotelChatter:
i am more shocked lindsay can stomach tanqueray

Jaunted:
what else would she numb the pain from that ginormous boob job anyway, she has prob been on it for a while

HotelChatter:
i am glad someone invented vodka tonicas thats all i'll use when i get my boobies done

Jaunted:
i don't drink but...i did try patron once...it was tasty ..on an ritz carlton club floor no less! it was free

HotelChatter:
ritz carlton serves patron? maybe i change my mind about them now...

Jaunted:
when i get my "procedure" done, it will be..patron...if someone buys it for me

For more of the titillating IM convo skip over to HotelChatter who has the other half.