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IMcest :: starwood uses badd gramar skilz to promoat newest ho-tel

October 13, 2006 at 4:57 PM | 0 Comments

[SFO*MEDIA editors chat about the week that was and we share their incestuous gab with you. We know what you're thinking but this is actually legal in some Southern states. Enjoy.]

Jaunted:
what is up with starwood's interest in lowercase hotel names?

HotelChatter:
i know they must think its clever but its really annoying. not to mention bad grammar

Jaunted:
wouldn't it be unfortunate if you confused the new hotel concept with that crappy new Honda model? "at element, our rooms are bigger than an Element"

HotelChatter:
haha fit all your junk in the trunk at element

Jaunted:
extended stay? we've got room for all your crap

HotelChatter:
from now on, Starwood will now be known as starwood and element will always be followed by a honda car joke

Jaunted:
i'd be happier if they uppercased the E and put extra power outlets in and didn't charge me $7 for a coke to mix with my whisky

HotelChatter:
ooh that's the second time you mentioned whiskey today. is there something i should know abt?

Jaunted:
yeah, it's friday

For more of the titillating IM convo skip over to HotelChatter who has the other half.