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Taradise by the Dashboard Light

September 8, 2005 at 9:24 AM | 0 Comments

Taradise V

Last nights almost unwatchable Taradise began innocently enough, Tara handed out invites to her Taradise Launch party, which was set to take place at VIP Room. The invites pictured an obviously airbrushed Tara beckoning recipients to attend her bash. From there things deteriorated, and fast.

As the show dragged on, it was obvious that E! finally abandoned the formula of sending Tara and her awkward movie producer to "European cultural highlights" book-ended with partying, and instead opted to remove any attempts at cultural interludes.

Shocking, we know.

Turns out, it was really a glimpse into what life would be like as a trust fund kid. People talking for hours about champagne fights (Tara even claimed the St. Tropez champagne fight was the best she had ever seen...how many has she seen?), jumping off 300 ft yachts, dining at a restaurant where models prance around in garments waiting to be purchased (you can buy the clothes not the models), and talking about nothing in an eerily sleepy tone.

The highlight of the show? We are torn between Tara's invitation to have a threesome with Anna Anisimova and her "boy" and when one of Tara's guy "friends" proclaims his love for Tara by letting her know that if he died in St. Tropez he would be the happiest man in the world, cause he would die with Tara.

The point of last nights show appeared to be trying to sneak the E! crew into Les Caves du Roy, something that had not been done in the clubs thirty year history. Thankfully, Tara was able to accomplish this feat, and she celebrates by pole dancing and explaining to viewers what they are seeing:

Basically, inside is a circle with tables, then there is an upstairs, but that is like where the regular people go.

We are going to go throw up now.