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Bruce Willis, Beauty Pageant Judge

Seems things have really begun a downward spiral for Bruce Willis, and it looks like it's going to be a fantastic trainwreck to watch.

Willis will head the jury at this year's Miss Italy Pageant, to be broadcast on Italian TV on Sept. 19th. The winner is chosen through a combination of votes from the jury and the public, which follows the pageant on national television--or basically whoever Bruce wants to sleep with will probably get the crown we would think.

The best part--why he was chosen:

"Bruce Willis was chosen because he is such a strong star, one who really has an eye for Italian women and is popular among both women and men," Conti said.

Um, okay, we're not sure where to begin...A 'strong star'? popular 'among women and men'? Interesting. Bruce, we hope this isn't some sort of dirty old man gesture because you're feeling inadequate that your ex is with a hot, uber successful  27-year-old. Nah, ya think?

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