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Tara Alert Level Elevated

September 22, 2005 at 9:51 AM | 0 Comments

By now we all know Taradise won't be coming back for round II because, according to E!, the show was "exhausting to make". What the press release announcing the shows demise mysteriously left out was how exhausting Taradise is to watch--but we will watch on.

This week Tara journeyed to Croatia, with her brother Tommy in tote. We were treated to a pre-airbrush Maxim yacht-based photoshoot, which was kinda like watching one of those "Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Videos" sans hot girls.

Next the Reid family vacation takes us from the Split to the island of Hvar where Tara describes what looks like a giant koy pond:

These fishes are used for a weather forecast.

Finally, we are treated to a Goran Ivanisevic looking "pop singer" Croatian named Petar Graso who vows to "rock Tara".

Alas, even Croatian singing sensation Petar looks to be uncomfortable around Tara as she slithers all over him saying things like "there are no rules in Taradise" and "I think you like being in Taradise."

Though there is a definite language barrier between the two, the language choppiness actually seems to help the two connect.

In the end, a petrified looking Petar stares at the E! camera and says:

She sounds like a female Joe Cocker.

We are guessing that is open to interpretation.

Croatian clubs visited:
·   Club Tribu : Split
·   Carpe Diem : Hvar
·   Banje Beach Club : Dubrovnik
·   Hemingway Bar : Dubrovnik

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