Paris Claus is coming to town
Jesus. Santa Claus. Paris Hilton. Isn't that what Christmas is all about? Joe Moretti of Cranston, Rhode Island thinks so--instead of displaying a manger, or a plastic St. Nick, on his front lawn, he chose to put up several blown-up images of everybody's favorite publicity-whore, uh, we mean socialite. Neighbors, needless to say, are totally pissed...probably because it should really be Nicole Richie. Everybody knows she's the talented one.
[Publisher's Note: Remember, a Rhode Island man was the inspiration for Peter Griffin. More scary Paris Claus images here.]
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