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Jessica Simpson--Where the Bloody Hell are You?

America's favorite divorcée, Jessica Simpson, skipped town yesterday. She headed for Sydney, Australia to visit her family and celebrate the Easter holiday. After all, nothing says "rebirth of Jesus" like tiny jean shorts!

Jessica was in Australia to support America's least favorite lip syncher/her sister, Ashlee, who hosted the MTV Australian VMA's. Presumably Ashlee read live from the teleprompter.

Of course, Papa Joe and Tina came along, and the entire family cruised on a luxury yacht around Darling Harbor. Jess wasn't too into it though:

Jessica had been in town for all of two hours before she hit the chic shops on Oxford Street in Paddington with her mother.

See--family vacations are the same no matter who you go with.

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