Jaunted - Tag: the hills

Hollywood: The Hills Travel: My Victory Face, Let Me Show You It

egw — 2008-08-26T08:45:17-05:00

Visit our Hills Season 4 Map to figure out where to take the balloon bouquet.

Previously: The pool party sucked, Whitney worked and She-Pratt used to be good.

It's Stephanie She-Pratt's birthday! She's having a party at Boulevard3 and invited LC at school and her second question (after "Can I bring a guy?") is, "Are you inviting Spencer and Heidi?" Foreshadowing!

Speidi appear, briefly, as if they actually won't go to the bash, thus nearly draining the drama from this episode. Out for a date at Don Antonio's, a familiar Season 2 and 3 haunt, they once again express how betrayed they feel, but Heidi insists that for the sake of family unity, they should go and then cut her out of their lives forever.

So Spencer shows up late with a giant balloon bouquet--Huh?! She's not four!--and says, while LC and Lo are sitting on Stephanie's other side, "Can you get these obnoxious chicks away?" Master of subtlety!

Los Angeles: The Hills Travel: The Part Where We Need to Make an Effort

egw — 2008-08-19T08:30:32-05:00

Season 4 is here, and we're all over it on the Hills Season 4 Travel Map.

Previously: Whitney and LC changed jobs to the dangerous-sounding fashion firm People's Revolution; Spencer chased Heidi to Vegas and it worked and the Chatheau was born even while Audrina made vague unhappy noises.

It's Audrina's birthday and LC decides to throw her a pool party. Who doesn't love pool parties? Lo, apparently, who feels excluded and goes up in her room to sulk despite LC's pleas, and her own determination, "We're just going to have to enjoy... the company that comes." Sure, Audrina's friends are weird, like JustinBobby, who shows up to a pool party in a leather jacket, and the unnamed dude pictured above.

Las Vegas: "The Hills" Travel: Audrina's Big Bash

egw — 2008-08-18T08:50:12-05:00

Girls just wanna have fun, and occasionally wield their own cameras: Audrina Patridge snaps herself while hosting a party at Christian Audigier The Nightclub at Treasure Island in Las Vegas. First Lauren Conrad hosted a soiree there, and now it's her (once and future?) bestie's turn, along with potential new TV love interest Corey Bohan. Can he be the JustinBobby of 2008?

The fourth season of "The Hills" premieres tonight at 10 pm. But why watch when we'll have your full recap tomorrow morning? And follow along with Audrina's recently announced network-TV debut in the new series "Do Not Disturb" at HotelChatter.

[Photo: Gossip Girls]

Cabo San Lucas: "Hills" Hiatus Travel: Brody Jenner Spotted in Mexico

pbb — 2008-08-05T11:01:35-05:00

With less than two weeks to go before his blonde friends take over our TV sets--and lives!--again, Brody Jenner found time to jet down to the Casa Dorada Los Cabos on the southern tip of Baja California.

The reality TV "star" was spotted by a Jaunted tipster at The B, an ocean-view lounge known for having tons of beer on tap. Sounds like a decent place for a brah-tastic mancation.

Hopefully there weren't any crazy ladies there!

Related Stories:
· "Hills" Hiatus Travel: There's Trouble Next Door [Jaunted]
· We're on Hiatus, She's My Bestie [Jaunted]
· "The Hills" coverage [Jaunted]

[Photo of The B: Casa Dorada]

Hollywood: Hiatus Travel: "Hills" Iraq Junket Hits Bratty Snag

egw — 2008-07-28T09:30:24-05:00

The world may yet be spared a Spencer Pratt-Heidi Montag Iraq tour attached to John McCain's presidential campaign. Whatever Heidi and McCain daughter Meghan discussed at lunch a few weeks ago, they may not have covered the simple fact that Spencer refuses to fly coach and won't pony up for first-class seats. Let's all impress this on our memories so in 20 years when he runs for president, we can create "Coach Passengers For Truth."

Maybe he's just saving for his gigundo mortgage: The "Hills" couple we love to hate was spotted shopping for a more permanent abode in Malibu this weekend. Something is wrong with a universe when Ed McMahon is facing foreclosure but these TV twits can afford to buy.

[Photo: Celebitchy]

Los Angeles: Airport Photo Shoot: L.C. Understands, But She Won't Take off the Glasses

egw — 2008-07-24T09:45:22-05:00

Lauren Conrad did the security-line juggle of boarding pass, purse and phone at LAX this Sunday in a "The Hamptons" hoodie. What, planning a "Hills" spinoff to the spinoff?

"The Hills" returns Monday, August 18 and we'll be there every step of the way, with all the new men and new characters. (Heidi has a sister?!) Watch the trailer for "The Hills" season 4 after the jump.

End Times Officially Here as Heidi and Spencer Plan Iraq Trip

pbb — 2008-07-22T11:32:38-05:00

As if the country needs more disastrous American intervention, Heidi and Spencer are planning a trip to Iraq. The "singer" wants to get on-stage to entertain the troops, while we imagine Pratt will venture out on a shark fishing expedition.

In an interview with "Extra," Spencer declared:

I think Meghan McCain is helping organize Heidi and our Iraq trip. Her dad definitely has some pull with the military. I think she's going to put that together for us.

At least if she sends the reality couple overseas, Meghan won't have to meet up with them for lunch!

Related Stories:
· Heidi and Spencer Plan Iraq Trip [People, via]
· "The Hills"-GOP Crossover Inches Closer to Scary Reality [Jaunted]