In case you haven't yet noticed from our last few stories, we're kind of stuck on a tropical island right now. You see, the inaugural Jetblue flight to the island dropped us off here back on Monday, and it won't return until later today, since they're only running flights between JFK and St. Lucia's UVF airport on Mondays, Thursdays and Sundays.

With the time we've had on this lush island, we've done what any castaway would: stare at the horizon and space out, go barefoot, snoop around an active volcano, and befriend the locals. But yesterday's trekking not only had us foraging for food—fresh soursap or blackcurrant cheesecake, anyone?—but also we began to take notice of exactly how lush the foliage, fruit and flowers are...and how suggestive.

Mother Nature has a dirty mind down here...The Top Three Sexually Suggestive Plants Of Saint Lucia are after the jump. It's a weird idea, we know, but just wait until you see number one! ]]> JetSetCD 2009-10-29T09:29:18-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/10/14/1485/3719

In case you haven't been to any plush clubs reminiscent of boudoirs lately, we need to remind you that burlesque performances are hot, and we mean in both sexual appeal and popularity. If you can't pony up the major dough for a private performance from Dita von Teese however, perhaps a more pedestrian introduction to burlesque theater would do, and luckily that is exactly what the Teatro Zinzanni offers at their locations in Seattle and San Francisco.

Soon enough, a third city will be added to the Zinzanni's list of locations as Chicago's Block 37 development closes a deal with the club. Currently the windy city is getting windy about the fact that this "bawdy and acrobatic burlesque show," whose tickets for the five-course meal and entertainment average $145 per person, will be located on city property. We say oh well; at least it's not becoming a David Barton gym as originally planned. ]]> JetSetCD 2009-10-14T09:13:37-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/10/14/2283/3847

You know what two words we don't enjoy hearing placed together in a sentence? "Oprah" and "sex." But with a new lawsuit against the talk show host and one-woman conglomerate, it looks like we'll have to endure their combination for a while.

Recently one of Oprah's former flight attendants on her private jet files a defamation of character suit against Winfrey, since Winfrey had fired her after supposedly catching her joining the Mile High Club with the jet's pilot while in the air and as passengers (including Winfrey) slept. Although this sounds like a topic Oprah would use for a show—"no-limits intimacy," anyone?—the matter is serious and the flight attendant claims that Oprah's accusations are false since all sex acts between her and the pilot only occurred while "occurred while the plane was safely landed and refueling." Oh okay, because now that it's all clear, that makes it alright. ]]> JetSetCD 2009-10-14T08:38:37-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/10/10/212211/91

Much has been made of the idea that Sweden is filled with hot, sex-starved women, but where did that tantalizing myth originate? A video making the rounds right now might offer a clue. The 1968 mondo film Sweden: Heaven and Hell presents itself as a straightforward documentary about the sex lives of Swedes, but its staged footage of gorgeous Scandinavians finding any excuse to get naked and randy places it squarely in the realm of reality-based fantasy fiction. ]]> Victor Ozols 2009-10-10T21:22:11-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/10/7/155027/218

Did you watch "The Girls Next Door" religiously back when Holly, Kendra and Bridget were running the Playboy Mansion? Are you in need of Halloween plans in the Los Angeles area? Look no further then the notorious Playboy Halloween Party, for which tickets have just gone on sale, costing about $1,000 each. You'll be rolling up to party at the mansion of course, but no sleeping over; they've set up packages at the Hollywood Roosevelt for that, which is just as full of collagen and nudity anyways.

The official name of the party is the "Kandy Halloween Party at The Playboy Mansion," since not only will the place be packed with dudes who shelled out the $1,000-$2,000 just for entrance, but also with Kandy models, Playboy bunnies, and "over 1,000 of the sexiest girls in the world." That's like paying $1-$2 each, just to be in their presence.

What costs $10,000, after the jump. ]]> JetSetCD 2009-10-07T17:01:18-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/10/5/94836/7237

Sex offenders beware: You can run, but you can't hide. A new international crackdown is zeroing in on American "sex tourists" who could find law enforcement picking them up from the airport when they get home.

Operation "Twisted Traveler" was set up under the PROTECT Act of 2003, strengthening penalties for child-related crimes such as abduction and producing pornography. The act establishes an international age of consent at 16 as well as making it a crime to pay someone under 18 for sex; Americans who break the law can be tried and convicted back at home.

The first three suspects arrested under the international provision of the law were nabbed in Cambodia in February. All had served time for sex-related offenses in the U.S. before. The men have been charged with various crimes from enticing young boys with money and candy to visiting one of Phnom Penh's child brothels. ]]> egw 2009-10-05T15:33:54-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/9/16/9011/75231

You know, we always thought that Southeast Asia and Jamaica were the hotspots for sex tourism, that is until we watched this video advertisement for Denmark. It's a brief bit that appears like an earnest new mother searching for the father of her child, someone with whom she had a random one-night-stand, and he happened to be a tourist.

Now she's got a baby (named August, aww) and it's all thanks to the Danish "custom" of hygge, or hooking up with random foreign strangers. Although Denmark wants to promote its nightlife in this way, we're not so happy about their encouragement of anonymous and unprotected sex, and it sounds like the rest of Denmark agrees with us, since the spot has been pulled thanks to a backlash. But of course, not until it had already gone viral and generated more buzz than the ad agency had ever hoped for. ]]> JetSetCD 2009-09-16T09:28:54-05:00 Search Jaunted string http://www.jaunted.com/search/