It kinda sucks for the airlines that some of their highest-paying frequent flyers just aren't able to travel as often or as expensively anymore. Of course we aren't talking about business travelers, but scandalous governors, most recently South Carolina's adulterous Governor Sanford.

Sanford, who had always portrayed himself as a frugal conservative, is now facing a probe into his pricey travel habits, which extend beyond use of private planes to very costly international flights on commercial airliners. However, the Governor is using that old "they do it too!" argument, claiming that other governors have been similarly lax about traveling in coach class. To prove his point, Sanford sent a letter to a senator all but naming names: ]]> JetSetCD 2009-08-28T10:29:42-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/6/25/114013/848

What a day yesterday was for South Carolina Governor Mark Sanford, who after having been "missing" for five days, turned up deplaning after a flight back from Buenos Aires in Argentina and not the Appalachian Mountains, as his staff was lead to believe. Within hours of being caught on arrival, the Governor admitted to carrying on an affair while away in Argentina and resigned as chairman of the Republican Governors Association.

So aside from knocking boots with a hottie South American woman, what was the Governor up to in Buenos Aires? Five days can't all be spent in bed, and so we've compiled our guide to enjoying Buenos Aires in Sanford style:

Stay: Hotel 1555 Malabia House
As BA's first design Bed & Breakfast, the focus is on intimate interiors, garden spaces, and the historic neighborhood. This are, the Palermo district, is also where Sanford's mistress' apartment is located, so you're just around the corner from the luv guv's little love nest.

Nightly rates here average $170 for a room with private balcony; it's perfect for tawdry kisses and nighttime whisperings like "My heart cries out for you, your voice, your body, the touch of your lips, the touch of your finger tips and an even deeper connection to your soul." We're sure Sanford would have felt right at home chillin the balcony as if he were back on a porch in South Carolina. ]]> JetSetCD 2009-06-25T13:50:13-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2008/8/20/82734/7454

Clearly when Lily Allen isn't on the road, she gets restless: The British pop singer got involved in a brawl during a night out when a woman emerged to heckle her.

Allen has been at home in London working on her follow-up to 2006's "Alright, Still." On Monday night she left the exclusive Groucho Club and was hanging out with friends outside Ronnie Scott's Jazz when a drunk girl came up to try and start something. Sadly, the singer took the bait and punched her.

We thought the road was the place where all the crazy stuff went down? Clearly Allen has been listening to her inner Amy Winehouse instead of her inner Miley Cyrus.

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So much for a low profile for six months--Miley Cyrus resurfaced after just six days to perform in a Disney Channel concert in Orlando this weekend.

The pop star, alias Hannah Montana, performed two new songs from her forthcoming album and thanked "you guys" in the audience for all the support in the days after images from her potentially salacious Vanity Fair photo shoot were posted online.

Somewhere deep in the mountains of New Mexico, Dick Cheney is feeling lonely.

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Normally we don't care about the whereabouts of teen entertainer Miley Cyrus. But since the uproar over some pictures in "Vanity Fair," in which Cyrus was posed with her front covered but with her shoulders and back bare, Disney executives are hiding their star property until the furor blows over. "They're trying to keep her contained," an anonymous higher-up was quoted as saying in the New York Post:

The company is keeping her away from events and wants her to keep a very low profile for the next four to six months.

If you've got a teenager with her own crowd of paparazzi, where do you put her for six months? If we were Disney's travel agent, we would present three options: Winter cruise in Antarctica, intense yoga training in rural India or foreign-policy seminar wherever Dick Cheney goes when he's in his "undisclosed location." (Oman?) Anywhere else, and someone will find her and demand she explain a slightly risque photo shoot with one of America's most renowned photographers which included a shot less scandalous than the ones which have leaked out of her personal album.

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Singer Lily Allen is denying reports that she and boyfriend Johnny Borrell were thrown out of a classy London nightclub. According to eyewitnesses, Allen and Borrell (who is a singer for the band Razorlight) were discovered in the men's room of the club Dolce and summarily asked to leave.

Lily says it's nonsense:

I always go to the men's toilets when there's a huge queue in the ladies'.

We can't fault Lily for spotting an opening and attempting to cut ahead. Despite our sister once walking in on a retiree in the Bahamas, we have done this. How evil and dangerous is it, really?

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