Dear Madonna and A-Rod: We understand you had dinner last night in New York, a fact that we don't find particularly untoward let alone damning for your marriage (M) or your divorce (A). But why, oh why, did you choose Dos Caminos?
A weak and watery margarita and a surly waitstaff are not our idea of an enjoyable dining experience! In fact, it's probably there that John Mayer chose to break up with Jessica Simpson because of her lame taste in Mexican restaurants.
Take our advice and try one of these for your next night out:]]>