Jaunted - Tag: Lauren Conrad

HI: 'There Was Only One Bed'

egw — 2009-04-28T09:31:00-05:00

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Previously: Heidi set unrealistic expectations for her relationship with Spencer based on high school boyfriend Colby; Audrina looked to Brody for comfort after the 18,000th implosion of her relationship with Justinbobby.

Vacation, all they ever wanted! LC and the girls crash Brody's boys' trip to the Turtle Bay Resort on Oahu, and there are shots, and there is a hot tub, and whoops! Then there is cheatin'! Stephanie makes sure to bring up that Audrina is, like, totally single, just when she's sitting next to Brody who has complimented her on her one piece. Sorry, did we just accidentally turn on a print issue of YM?

Later, Audrina tells the group she's always had a little crush on B., who seems to take this in indifferently until they have a late-night chat in his room where he tells her "I don't want it to be awkward between us," but if they wanted to hook up, "feelings are feelings." Really, Brody? Because I'm tempted to stick you in the Spencer Pratt Honorary Coffin of Pathetic One-Liners.

Los Angeles: 'I'm Just Content With Myself... For Once'

egw — 2009-04-21T08:43:28-05:00

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Previously: Stephanie has the Worst Job Interview Ever; Spencer got sketchy with the bartendress, and Audrina -- hey, remember her? -- contemplated committing to JustinBobby again.

So, Audrina. We haven't seen much of her for the past few weeks, apparently because she's been ending it with JustinBobby offscreen. She tells LC at a wing place called Big Wangs (no, really) where they used to go meet guys that she wants to stay out of a relationship for a while, that she's happy -- but on group outings she's still kind of moping in a corner.

Los Angeles: "I Told Her To Put On Pants"

egw — 2009-04-14T09:18:06-05:00

Looking for a place to meet your skank bartendress on the side where your girlfriend can't find you? Look no further than our Hills Season 5 Map.

Previously: Heidi crashed LC's birthday party on a boat and then confronted a bartendress about Spencer's wandering eye (if not hands -- yet); LC blamed Stephanie for dragging her into it.

Clearly, she didn't stay away long enough: Heidi returned to the Hills this week from Colorado, but Spencer didn't miss her nearly enough to stop acting like a major jerk. After accusing Heidi of being a hypocrite because she happened to see her high school boyfriend back home, Spencer went out with his boys to the new hot club H.Wood and met Stacie and her girls there. Much joking about requesting "Pour Some Sugar On Me" to get the girls on the bar ensued. (Which, seriously? What is this, "Rock of Love"?)

Spencer must have extremely predictable taste, because Heidi and Stephanie, out having dinner and bitching, were able to find him right away. During the ensuing confrontation, Heidi played the extreme damsel in distress, while Stephanie came out swinging at Stacie, calling her a slut and inquiring as to the location of various items of her clothing.

Meanwhile, the Stephster had what has to have been the worst job interview ever at People's Revolution. When Kelly Cutrone asked LC to find her an intern to pick up some of the slack that slacker Whitney left behind, LC turned to Stephanie even though she apparently already had an internship. Hilarity ensued: Not only did Stephanie lie about knowing French and profess ignorance of mail merge, she told Kelly that her ultimate goal was to have her own handbag line. May we suggest "Catbags by Stephanie Pratt"?

In her infinite wisdom, Kelly took her on anyway but said LC would have to fire her if it didn't work out. In Kelly's words, "The interview was such a folly that she could be genius." We can't wait for her book on success.

Next week: Speidi goes to therapy and the future catbag designer messes up at work (already?!)

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Los Angeles: 'It's Her Party And I'll Do Tequila Shots If I Want To'

egw — 2009-04-07T11:42:07-05:00

Admit it, you missed the crazy ladies of "The Hills"! So did we. After you've checked out our recap of this double episode, don't forget to pick up your own skank bartendress at our Hills Season 5 Map.

Previously on The Hills: Heidi and Spencer almost got married but at the last minute decide to wait so Heidi could reconcile with her family. LC and Heidi found themselves in the same room without fighting for the first time in forever. Whitney moved to New York and Spinoffville, and Audrina committed to making her relationship work with JustinBobby.

Hey, it's LC's birthday! Her friends are throwing a special surprise party on a boat, and Stephanie decides to invite Heidi to come along. (Lo and Audrina decided not to; Audrina isn't even inviting JustinBobby! But where will all the drama come from?)

Tokyo: "The Hills" Season Five Preview: Doug Dares To Date After LC

egw — 2009-02-25T09:12:03-05:00

At least one person is taking full advantage of "The Hills"' break between seasons: Doug Reinhardt, former dater of LC and Stephanie, traded up over Super Bowl weekend from Amanda Bynes to Paris Hilton, who took him in first class on United Airlines on a "business" trip to Japan. Who needs "Bromance" when you have romance -- or a facsimile thereof?

Perhaps because he decided to help Ms. Hilton cast the inevitable MTV-Japan "My Japanese Best Friend Slash Stefaniesque Accessory," Doug shows up nowhere in the just-released trailer for "The Hills"' fifth and potentially final season. (Nor does much of LC and Lo's house, which TMZ discovered can now be rented for a paltry $11,000 per month. What recession, indeed?) But we do get LC and Heidi crying together and Spencer talking to a shady lady. Try as we might, we just can't love "The City" this much.

With or without the burrito heir, "The Hills" returns March 24. If Paris herself makes an appearance, will the reality-TV world fall in on itself? Tune in to find out!

[Photo: Parisfan.org]

Celebs Approve of Stimulus Plan From Beach Cabanas

egw — 2009-01-29T11:00:57-05:00

If you have to mix business with pleasure, you might as well do it on a beach. While politicians in DC were fighting over the Stimulus Plan, celebs were doing their part to help out the economy by hitting the beaches....Er...ok, not quite.

Off duty from shooting "The Hills," Lauren Conrad headed for the beach in Malibu with new boyfriend Kyle Howard (although she still toted her cell phone).

Kelly Rowland chilled on Miami Beach the same week it was announced she was parting ways with longtime manager Matthew Knowles (Beyonce's dad).

Paul Walker may have enjoyed his trip to Hawaii with a girlfriend, but we know he's only surfaced to prepare for the April release of the fourth "The Fast and the Furious" movie (called, irritatingly, "Fast & Furious"). At least Russell Crowe looked fully focused on his family as they played together on a Sydney beach.

But after the fun in the sun has been had, it's time to go home. Days after shooting a new Victoria's Secret catalog in St. Barts, Alessandra Ambrosio returned to NYC -- much more bundled up -- to attend a gallery opening in the West Village. Fergie and Josh Duhamel came back from their honeymoon, although they managed to sneak in a little work there as well -- she performed and he played a celebrity golf invitational at their Bahamian resort. Guess there's no such thing as a real vacation any more.

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Los Angeles: Random Facts About LA We Bet You (and Lauren Conrad) Didn't Know

EricRosen — 2009-01-22T13:54:30-05:00

Sure, you might have been to LaLa Land before, hopped from club to club in Hollywood, taken a tour of the stars’ homes, and frolicked in the waves at Santa Monica, but there are some things we bet you didn’t know about California’s city by the sea. Like, actual real people live there! Not just fembots and Ken Dolls.

While LA's tourism board is using Paris-Hilton speak in its new advertising campaign, "That's So LA" as well as relying (again) on celebrities like The Hills star Lauren Conrad to dish out their favorite sites, we decided to keep things a little more high-brow here. We've compiled a list of little-known LA trivia so you can set yourself apart from the 20 million other people who visit each year. You may even learn something that LC doesn't know.