Jaunted - Tag: IMCest

IMcest:: Crockett and Tubbs Needed on Miami Hotel Watch

juliana — 2006-10-27T16:32:23-05:00

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Jaunted:
so all i know about nicky hilton's hotel is that it's called o, like the sound her sister usually makes

HotelChatter:
its called Nicky O. her middle name is olivia before you type a dirty joke.

Jaunted:
i would never! so you'd say "oh, i'm staying at the nicky o tonight"?

HotelChatter:
yeah. o nicky o you're so fine.

Jaunted:
your overpriced suites blow my mind

HotelChatter:
you take me by the wallet, but you show me a good time? does that work?

Jaunted:
for sure, but how much longer until miami beach sinks under the weight of hot new velvet rope clubs

HotelChatter:
i know, is miami over yet?

Jaunted:
is it over? only if this conversation is happening after the summer of '04. in new york they just made an ordinance limiting the number of bars... the same could work in Miami. Crockett and Tubbs could be enforcers.

HotelChatter:
ooh nice miami vice reference. Miami Vice 2: Hotel Crackdown

Jaunted:
can you say "crack" when talking about miami vice?

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IMcest :: Numb the Pain with Tanqueray

juliana — 2006-10-20T17:10:15-05:00

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Jaunted:
Since I've been in Japan for a while, you need to update me on the latest socialite news

HotelChatter:
which would you rather hear abt? nicky hilton's "nude" photo shoot? or lindsay lohan leaving shit behind at the chateau marmont.

Jaunted:
LL forever, she's such a ridiculous person

HotelChatter:
so she left behind a bottle of tanqueray, crackberries and some copies of the NYPost. coincidentally the ny post was the one to report this.

Jaunted:
of course they were, i'm sure they loved it .. i hear all the starlets are like actually friends with those people anyway. feeding them stories etc

HotelChatter:
i am more shocked lindsay can stomach tanqueray

Jaunted:
what else would she numb the pain from that ginormous boob job anyway, she has prob been on it for a while

HotelChatter:
i am glad someone invented vodka tonicas thats all i'll use when i get my boobies done

Jaunted:
i don't drink but...i did try patron once...it was tasty ..on an ritz carlton club floor no less! it was free

HotelChatter:
ritz carlton serves patron? maybe i change my mind about them now...

Jaunted:
when i get my "procedure" done, it will be..patron...if someone buys it for me

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IMcest :: starwood uses badd gramar skilz to promoat newest ho-tel

juliana — 2006-10-13T16:57:23-05:00

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Jaunted:
what is up with starwood's interest in lowercase hotel names?

HotelChatter:
i know they must think its clever but its really annoying. not to mention bad grammar

Jaunted:
wouldn't it be unfortunate if you confused the new hotel concept with that crappy new Honda model? "at element, our rooms are bigger than an Element"

HotelChatter:
haha fit all your junk in the trunk at element

Jaunted:
extended stay? we've got room for all your crap

HotelChatter:
from now on, Starwood will now be known as starwood and element will always be followed by a honda car joke

Jaunted:
i'd be happier if they uppercased the E and put extra power outlets in and didn't charge me $7 for a coke to mix with my whisky

HotelChatter:
ooh that's the second time you mentioned whiskey today. is there something i should know abt?

Jaunted:
yeah, it's friday

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IMcest: The Ass Man Beats out THOR

juliana — 2006-10-06T14:30:54-05:00

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Jaunted:
looking at hotelchatter's downtown NYC hotel map, if you had to check into one place on the map, where would you stay?

HotelChatter:
Hmmm...maybe the Mercer. I haven't stayed there and Andre usually does it up right.

Jaunted:
open since 1998, would you consider that ancient in NY hotel years? or does that just mean they've actually had enough time to learn to run it correctly?

HotelChatter:
it's definitely an ancient boutique hotel but not like the waldorf or anything. where would you stay if you had to? you know in case your apt was being renovated/not fumigated?

Jaunted:
I think I would like to check out ol' Thor to be honest, if only for the people watching...you know, all those real Wisconsin people on the LES

HotelChatter:
and lots of Euros

Jaunted:
Actually, i change my pick to the Tribeca grand, I decided i want to meet the ass man.

HotelChatter:
Careful for what you wish for!

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IMCest: Lonely Highway

AVB — 2006-09-29T15:00:01-05:00

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Jaunted: So what scam did you attempt in Houston?

HotelChatter: Well, I was in the airport last week on layover--thankfully, it was short--and I tried to hitch a ride on an airport car.

Jaunted: Damn! Was it a long walk or were you just being lazy?

HotelChatter: A little of both. Mostly it was a looooong trip between gates.

Jaunted: I'm convinced they do that with any flight from L.A. Make those Angelenos walk, I say!

HotelChatter: Well, my east coast legs got me where I wanted to go, eventually. Have you ever hitched a ride on those?

Jaunted: Nah. I'm not sure how I could.

HotelChatter: Yeah, beats me how to do it. Flirting or faking an injury, maybe?

Jaunted: If you brought some crutches, I'm sure they'd give you a lift. But isn't it less work just to walk?

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IMCest: Paris is Burning

AVB — 2006-09-22T14:15:02-05:00

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Jaunted: Was it just last week that Ian Schrager banned Paris Hilton?

HotelChatter: You bet!

Jaunted: What happened? I heard he banned her and "her ilk".

HotelChatter: He sure did. Of course, he let in Winona Ryder--shoplifter--and Lil' Kim--convicted perjurer. But not Paris.

Jaunted: Wow, that's impressive on her part. Maybe she's too clean--no convictions. Yet.

HotelChatter: It's not the only place that she's been banned, either. There's a Hitlon in Scotland that banned her, too.

Jaunted: Banned by her own family?

HotelChatter: Oh, they don't own the hotels anymore. Just Nicky, who's opening her own brand of hotels in the fall. At least she'll be able to stay there.

Jaunted: Yeah, if Nicky banned her, that would be some accomplishment.

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IMCest: Do Not Feed the Models

AVB — 2006-08-25T14:45:02-05:00

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Jaunted: Where are they stowing the celebs in L.A. these days?

HotelChatter: At the Sunset Marquis. Owen Wilson used to stay there... and coincidentally Chris Robinson, Kate hudson's ex, is staying there now!

Jaunted: Ooh. I guess that's where she likes to stash her men. What's the draw (for the hotel, not the men)?

HotelChatter: I think it's one of those places where they let you do whatever you want. Brad Pitt stayed there, too.

Jaunted: Ahh. Sounds like "whatever you want" entails activities that cause the munchines and make South Park seem extra-hilarious.

HotelChatter: Do hotels ever have restrictions when it comes to celebs? I mean, Lohan practically runs the Chateau Marmont.

Jaunted: I suppose it depends on the celeb.

HotelChatter: I think the marmont has a segregated area for celebs, even. Sheesh.

Jaunted: You know, if La Lohan stayed with my (imaginary) hotel, I'd let her roam free. You can't confine the Lohan, people.

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