Jaunted - Tag: European Union http://www.jaunted.com/ The Pop Culture Travel Guide en-us Copyright 2006 - SFO MEDIA 2008-08-22T00:04:30Z Jaunted Jaunted Jaunted http://www.jaunted.com/images/jauntedw.jpg http://www.jaunted.com/tag/European%20Union European Airlines Sometimes Tell Lies http://www.jaunted.com/story/2007/11/15/11715/059

We've noticed recently that many of the European budget airlines are being well behaved about truth in advertising, showing the full costs for flights including previously hidden taxes and charges. But apparently the European Commission doesn't see it this way, according to its recent weekend of website trawling.

Authorities studied 400 websites for European airlines and found that half of them broke EU law in some way--not including taxes and charges in the prices, advertising "free" flights that weren't really free or attaching compulsory insurance to a plane ticket.

Austrians can hold their heads high, as none of the 20 Austrian airline websites were found to be misleading; at the other end of the scale, the Belgians are probably embarrassed that 46 out of the 48 Belgian websites studied broke the rules.

But while budget airlines were under fire for these kinds of customer betrayals, RyanAir thinks that the big guys should be targeted too: for example, the EC should check all those fuel surcharges we have to pay on regular airlines like British Airways or KLM. Seems like one way or the other, everybody's trying to rip us off.

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[Photo: itslefty]]]> amandak 2007-11-15T09:15:02-05:00 European Union = Sex http://www.jaunted.com/story/2007/7/3/5929/60867

We've been wondering for a while what the European Union is really doing to help people like us globe-wanderers and now, thanks to their own promotional efforts, we know. The EU is not around for political stability, its cultural wonders, or to provide fast inter-country transport. It's there for sex.

Okay, not exactly sex: but films featuring sex. The European Commission itself has released a YouTube video featuring clips of soft-core porn, er, cinematic depictions of lovemaking from European movies. The EU is happily promoting both its financial support of these films and the idea of one Europe: "let's come together," they say. If this doesn't cause a rise in travel to The Continent, nothing will.

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]]> amandak 2007-07-03T08:44:24-05:00 Witches Benefit from EU Accession http://www.jaunted.com/story/2007/2/28/42446/9618

Who would've thought that joining the European Union would be such a boon for Romanian witches? Earlier we were worried that they'd all be losing money as they splashed out on English lessons, trying to prepare for what they thought would be a huge wave of English-speaking clients. While we're not sure if Tony Blair or Angela Merkel are rushing to Romania for some witchly assistance, it is apparently true that Romanian businesspeople are frantically making appointments.

Witchcraft is recognized as a "real profession" in Romania, and the local witches say that in response to EU entry,

They have adjusted their services as entrepreneurs turn to potions and spells to get the money they want.

These services include, just to name a couple, splashing application forms for EU funding with special potions and helping gay men (now protected under EU law) get more feminine features. As one witch said:

You cannot pretend you are a real witch if you cannot help a businessman get the European Union funds he wants.

Of course not.

[Photo: programwitch]

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Croatians cannot be happy right now. Despite the fact that the Dalmatian Coast is on everyone's list as one of the top places to visit (well, for this past summer anyway), their accession to the European Union is more in doubt than ever before. Bummer.

After agreeing today to admit Romania and Bulgaria under rather harsh terms--certainly the stiffest for any new member states in the EU--the French PM, Domenique de Villepin asked "How far can we go without rendering the E.U. inefficient?". That's not good for the Croats (or Serbs, Turks, Montenegrins and Albanians), who were hoping to join the EU in 2009. Maybe if they promise to act with more of a French attitude, they'll be admitted? We say, toss those burek and start baking some baguettes.

[Image via Miguel Pereira/Flickr]

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