You know the Thanksgiving day dinner scene where your annoying family inevitably starts talking about real estate? Eventually, you get to the climax of the conversation, which goes something like this:
Annoying Uncle: How much do you pay a month in rent?
You: Too much.
Annoying Uncle: How big is your place?
You: Too small.
Annoying Uncle: Do you realize if you moved to Columbus Ohio you could get a 3,000 square foot house for absolutely nothing?
You: Yes, but then I would have to live in Columbus Ohio.--Uncomfortable Conversation Ends--