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<title>The Wackiest TSA Tale of 2011 Is...</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<P><img src="http://www.jaunted.com/files/101550/2011_12_30_JA___WorstTSA.jpg" class="top"> <P><img align="right" src="http://www.jaunted.com/files/6193/jaunted_2011.jpg"><i>It's that time of the year again, the time when the year just plain ends. Alas, we can't just let 2011 go that easily, especially since travelers spent it both up in the air and up in arms over a crazy range of topics, encompassing everything from nudie scans to tarmac delays. Needless to say, we're ready for 2012, but first we're taking a brief look back at the best of 2011 with the <b>Jaunted Travel Awards</b>,&#151;or as we fondly refer to them&#151;<b>The Jauntys</b>.</i> <p>We let the <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/tsa"><b>TSA</b></a> off the hook as 2011's Biggest Travel Villain&#151;the agency finished as a runner-up after dominating the category in <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/12/31/01939/940/travel/2009%27s+Biggest+Villain+Is...">2009</a> and <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2010/12/30/1391/8149/travel/The+Biggest+Travel+Villain+Of+2010+Is...">2010</a>&#151;but obviously they were going to make at least a couple more appearances this year. <P>TSA's <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/Airport%20Security"><b>airport security</b></a> officers are, after all, responsible for the vast majority of <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/Airport%20Hell"><b>airport hell</b></a> stories (especially when you take out first-world complaints like "the plane was stuck on the tarmac for 25 extra minutes and it was <em>the worst. thing. ever</em>"). <p>But as much as there are genuine concerns about TSA and <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2011/6/27/13538/7833/travel/Without+Changes+in+the+TSA%2C+Expect+More+Pat-downs+of+Grandmothers+in+Adult+Diapers">civil liberties;</a> and TSA and <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2010/1/6/165831/7563/travel/Full-Body+Scanners+101%3A+How+Naked+Is+Full-Body+Scan+Naked%3F">individual privacy;</a> and TSA and <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/7/15/10542/7058/travel/Two+Airport+Workers+Caught+In+Baggage+Theft+Sting+At+JFK">private property;</a> and TSA and <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2010/1/18/8828/46204">outright criminal behavior</a>; and TSA and <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2010/1/22/135338/379/travel/TSA+Agent+Reduces+Coed+To+Tears+With+Fake+Drug+Prank">surreal douchebaggery</a>&#151;as much as there are genuine problems in all of those areas, the vast majority of TSA officials and officers and even politicians aren't bad. It's just that so many of them are kind of bumbling and incompetent, and unfortunately they've been put in charge of a task that requires precision and competence. <p>So when we were choosing 2011's Worst TSA Tale, we looked for something that accurately represented the essence of TSA. Which is to say, borderline-comic incompetence.]]>                                                                                                                                                                                                                </description>
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<dc:date>2011-12-30T13:51:16-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>140 Travelers Stranded for a Week in World&#x27;s Sketchiest, Most Out of Reach Airport</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.jaunted.com/files/22421/2011_01_26_JA___Lukal.jpg" class="top"><p><a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/LUA"><b>Tenzing-Hillary Airport,</b></a> a small, beautiful <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/airports"><b>airport</b></a> better known as Lukla and nestled into the mountains of eastern Nepal, is notable for a few things. First, it really is kind of pretty. Check out the full panoramic shot <a href="http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/6/68/Panorama_of_Lukla_Airport_%28Tenzing-Hillary%29_.jpg">here.</a> Second, it's where most people start their hikes up Mount Everest. Neat! Third&#151;and as we've warned you <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2007/1/22/163551/923/travel/World%27s+Most+Dangerous+Airports%3A+Lukla+Airport,+Nepal,+LUA">over</a> and <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2008/10/10/75348/992/travel/World%27s+Most+Dangerous+Airports%3A+Runway+of+Death+Strikes+Again">over</a> again&#151;it's arguably the world's sketchiest airport, and is actually kind of a death trap. Last October saw another crash that killed everyone aboard, and then in December a plane ran into a wall after losing its brakes. <p>Now that you have a mental picture of what the facilities are probably like, imagine being trapped there with no way out, like the <a href="http://news.xinhuanet.com/english2010/world/2011-01/23/c_13703645.htm">140 international tourists</a> who have been there since last week. Hollywood makes horror movies that start like this.]]>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                   </description>
<dc:creator>Omri</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2011-01-26T15:49:19-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>We Slept on the Floor at JFK Last Night, Thanks to Weather and the Tarmac Delay Law</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.jaunted.com/files/22421/2010_09_17_JA___ThreeHourRule.jpg" class="top"><p>You've watched us move on tarmac regulations from <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/12/8/82644/4160/travel/Airlines+Forced+To+Pay+Up+Over+Delayed+Continental+Flight+Stuck+On+Tarmac">reserved enthusiasm</a> through <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2010/4/22/11226/3637/travel/New+Tarmac+Regulations+Could+Have+Travelers+Grounded+For+Days">deep skepticism</a> to <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2010/5/27/104453/701/travel/This+is+What+a+Tarmac+Delay+Looks+Like,+Under+the+New+Law">outright disdain.</a> We've been predicting unintended consequences for months, and we elevated our forecast to "complete crapshow" last May when we had our first personal brush with Congress's new three hour rule, which imposes on airlines $27,500 per passenger left on the tarmac over three hours. <p>Now that we've had another run-in with the law, we can report very graphically on how these kind of misguided regulations play out. Specifically, they play out with<b> us spending a night at <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/JFK"><b>JFK</b></a>, and creating a total security breakdown along the way</b>. ]]>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                      </description>
<dc:creator>Omri</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-09-17T16:39:51-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>UK Airport Worker Strike to Shut Down Most British Airports</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.jaunted.com/files/22421/Jaunted_2010_08_13_JA___UKAirportStrike.jpg" class="top"> <p>The last Monday of August is a Bank Holiday in England, Wales, and Northern Ireland, and roughly a million Brits accordingly use the extended weekend to vacation out of the country. If the BAA employees at London-Heathrow, London-Stansted, Glasgow, Southampton, Edinburgh and Aberdeen make good on their <a href="http://www.dailymail.co.uk/travel/article-1302715/Airport-staff-strike-threatens-holidays-million-passengers.html">threat to walk out</a>, the loss of firefighters and security staff would <b>force the airports to close</b>, functionally stranding anyone who wants to get in or out of Britain (with the exception of London-Gatwick, London-City airports). <p>When <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/british%20airways"><b>British Airways</b></a> employees tried this stunt last year they got <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/12/17/134413/96/travel/Massive+British+Airways+Strike+Averted%3B+All+Flights+%27Operating+As+Normal%27">slapped down by a judge,</a> because timing your strike to wreck the UK economy violates British fair play or something. Nice to see that the Unite union, which represents both the BA employees and the airport employees who are threatening to strike at the end of the month, is willing to trot out the same routine again. To their friends and family it probably demonstrates admirable spunk. To the rest of the UK, to anyone who needs to fly through the UK, and to anyone at any airport anywhere in the world that will be affected by UK cancellations, it's just obnoxious.]]>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          </description>
<dc:creator>Omri</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-08-13T15:46:59-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Singapore Sets Up In-Airport Mailing Service to Save Confiscated Items</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<img src="http://www.jaunted.com/files/22421/2010_06_15_JA___SINMail.jpg" class="top"><p>We've long since given up any hope that <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/TSA"><b>TSA</b></a> will adjust their <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2010/1/12/73620/9722/travel/Five+Weird+Things+That%27ll+Get+You+Kicked+Off+Your+Next+Flight">seemingly arbitrary</a> and <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2010/1/4/92726/30564/travel/A+New+Week+Brings+Even+More+New+TSA+Security+Rules">often moronic</a> carry-on confiscation rules. You'd think that the knowledge that they're uselessly <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2009/12/28/145226/63/travel/The+New+Pillow-Hating+TSA+Rules%3A+A+Response">defending us tomorrow from yesterday's attack,</a> coupled with the realization that scrutinizing lotion bottles is causing them to sometimes miss <a href="http://consumerist.com/2006/10/newark-airport-screeners-fail-to-find-hidden-weapons-in-federal-test.html">upwards of 90% of hidden weapons,</a> would change their focus.<p> Instead they just announced that <a href="http://www.aviationweek.com/aw/generic/story_channel.jsp?channel=comm&id=news/avd/2010/06/10/02.xml&headline=New%20Policies%20Will%20Change%20Travel%20Habits">summer travel is going to be hell</a> because they don't have enough staff to juggle all their <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2010/3/3/13539/95185/travel/Three+Reasons+Why+Shoe+Scanners+Are+the+Stupidest+Airport+Security+Idea+Ever">new useless scanners</a> <em>and</em> all of the bags that need to be hand-search for orange juice or whatever. <p>Which brings us to the experiment being run at Singapore's Terminal 1. <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/sin"><b>SIN</b></a> and the <i>Singapore Post</I> have launched a <a href="http://www.asiatraveltips.com/news10/106-SingaporeAirport.shtml">two-month pilot project</a> to deliver potentially confiscated goods back to people's homes or ahead to their destinations. Dubbed <b>Speedpost@Changi</b>, the joint service is targeted at people who unknowingly try to carry valuable contraband items through checkpoints. ]]>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                              </description>
<dc:creator>Omri</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-06-15T17:00:53-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>The Top Five Easiest Ways to Survive a Tarmac Delay</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.jaunted.com/files/6193/NWAdelay.jpg" class="top"> <p>The storm of last weekend, which brought winds of over 60 mph and driving rain so bad that it stung your face, cancelled and delayed more flights than we care to know. For some, like our <a href="http://www.jaunted.com/story/2010/3/15/175918/127/travel/Detroit+Airport+Descends+Into+Chaos+During+the+Weekend%27s+Weather+Delays">friends waylaid at DTW with a 2-day delay</a>, they were lucky in only having to spend three hours onboard the plane before being cancelled. But flights like <a href="http://www.nypost.com/p/news/local/starving_passengers_rationed_pringles_VMyOd8P1MCNDDT4gPgsrRP">Virgin America's ''16-hour Flightmare"</a> weren't nearly as lucky, and found themselves stranded on the tarmac at unfamiliar airports, rationing Pringles and water. <p>The winter may be mostly over, but the storms of spring are only now on their way in. So to save you from starvation and frustration, we've prepared this guide to the <b>Top 5 Easiest Ways to Survive a Tarmac Delay</b>. <P><i><b>Check it out, after the jump!</b></i> ]]>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                          </description>
<dc:creator>JetSetCD</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-03-16T13:13:41-05:00</dc:date>
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<title>Detroit Airport Descends Into Chaos During the Weekend&#x27;s Weather Delays</title>
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<description><![CDATA[<p><img src="http://www.jaunted.com/files/6193/DeltaHelp.jpg" class="top"> <p>This last weekend, while the East Coast suffered under hurricane-force winds and rain coming down so bad and so hard that it stung your face, many flights were delayed or cancelled, and a few airports closed down fully. One of the first airports to close was <b><a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/lga">New York-LaGuardia</a></b>, which called off all flights from the late afternoon on Saturday, just about the time that our friends were flying on <b><a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/delta">Delta</a></b> from <b><a href="http://www.jaunted.com/tag/dtw">Detroit-Metro</a></b> to LaGuardia. <p>Two hours into their flight and thus only a half hour away from LGA, the airport closed and their flights turned around to head back to DTW. Then, back at the tarmac at DTW, they faced the stress of rebooking for another flight, while their checked luggage (one bag, $23 checked fee paid online) caught the first flight out the next day. <b>They waited for 3.5 hours in switchbacked lines to rebook their flight</b>, and the first they could get was two days later&#151;Monday morning. And a two-day delayed flight wasn't the only surprise of the experience, as we heard from their account of the ordeal at Detroit Airport: <p><i><b>Insanity! Chaos! Toiletry kits! After the jump...</b></i> ]]>                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                                               </description>
<dc:creator>JetSetCD</dc:creator>
<dc:date>2010-03-15T17:59:18-05:00</dc:date>
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