That's a headline we've been waiting to write for about 12 years, and frankly, we're kinda surprised it took so long.

The Spice Girl in question is Mel B., who'll be starring in the painfully capitalized PEEPSHOW, Planet Hollywood's latest over-the-top, very Vegas-y production, which also includes Playboy playmate and Dancing with the Stars champ Kelly Monaco, along with 20 more sexy dancers and an all-female band.

We should clarify that PEEPSHOW isn't exactly a sleazy porn thing, but more of a "highly stylized, full-throttle modern burlesque show that combines sexy striptease and celebrity with high-level production values and a dash of passion."

So, are they gonna be naked or not? We'll find out when the show starts March 30.

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[Photo: PEEPSHOW]]]> BS 2009-01-14T11:00:48-05:00 36.1086930 -115.17037 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2008/8/19/54257/2285

Year after year the same protest goes on in New Zealand: someone tries to ban the Boobs on Bikes parade as an "offensive public event."

And year after year, the courts decide that Boobs on Bikes can go ahead. This year it's an Auckland court saying that since last year over 80,000 people gathered to watch the topless gals (and guys) ride motorbikes through the city streets, it obviously wasn't offensive to everybody.

That means that on Wednesday all visitors to Auckland will probably spot the Queens Street parade, a precursor to the Erotica Expo. Get there early, because those crowds mean it's hard to get a good viewing spot. And there's plenty to be viewed.

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· NZ Court Gives Green Light to Boobs on Bikes Parade [Reuters]
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[Photo: dgansen]]]> amandak 2008-08-19T09:05:14-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2007/8/23/112733/310

New Zealand's really making a name for itself with the whole Boobs on Bikes parade series, and those female body parts just seem to keep sticking out. They're even extending it to Boobs on Tanks for those who don't have a bike!

This week in Auckland the topless gals hit the streets again--allegedly to promote the three-day Erotica Expo--but it's starting to seem like it's all just the next wave of publicity for New Zealand. Lord of the Rings taught us about NZ's great scenery: We know we can go bungee-jumping and whitewater rafting there, but now we know there are also great looking topless girls on parade. If those aren't enough reasons for a holiday, what else do you need?

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· Mixed Reviews on Bike Boobs [Jaunted]
· Hotels in Auckland [HotelChatter]

[Photo: Che Fox]]]> amandak 2007-08-24T09:15:02-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2007/3/5/21174/61525

The fallout from the weekend's Boobs on Bikes parade in Christchurch, New Zealand, is all over the local papers there. And most of it's bad news.

First off, there are the school boys who skipped school to catch a glimpse of some nice breasts but got caught when they wound up in a photo on the front page of the local paper. One student eloquently said "It was worth it," while a grandmother of one of the boys added "They were not taking drugs or robbing banks." True.

But sadly the word on the streets is that the boys didn't really get to see much, anyway. Said several Christchurch men: "There were not enough girls and it was all over too soon." Apparently there were a few topless men, too, but the thousands of male onlookers weren't interested. Come on, Christchurch: if you're going to give us Boobs on Bikes, give us plenty of 'em.

[Photo: David Hallett/The Press]

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· Boobs on Bikes Ride Again [Jaunted] ]]> amandak 2007-03-06T09:45:01-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2007/2/28/23556/5769

Here's the new travel trend: nude fitness holidays. Apparently the Dutch guy who's about to open up his gym to naked fitness freaks every Sunday morning has been getting inquiries from all around the world about Nudifit. Rock up to Patrick de Man's gym in Heteren, the Netherlands, between 9 a.m. and 1 p.m. starting next Sunday and you'll be able to work out minus the workout clothes.

Thousands of British people (who we'd always thought were a bit prudish, but obviously not) have been in contact with the gym, keen to hang out there (literally) next time they're in the Netherlands. Be warned, though, if your intentions are not 100% pure: "anyone who shows up just to ogle will be thrown out."

Management is also proud, it says, to be expanding the sporting options for nudists beyond the annual Roskilde naked running race and the World Naked Bike Ride. Perhaps some of New Zealand's Boobs on Bikes gals would also like to sign up to the Dutch gym.

[Photo: midiman]

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· Boobs on Bikes Ride Again [Jaunted]]]> amandak 2007-03-01T09:34:40-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2007/2/27/63723/9643

Seems like those Kiwis just can't get enough of a good thing. It was only last August that the first Boobs on Bikes parade had some 30 porn stars (naked, of course) riding motorbikes around Auckland's city center, all to promote the Erotica Lifestyles Expo.

Now it's Christchurch's turn and Cathedral Square is the location for Friday's Boobs on Bikes. There have (again) been a number of complaints, but it seems that riding naked on a motorcycle is not illegal, and the parade needs no council approval because it's labeled "promotional" rather than "official." Police can only intervene if there's a "breach of the peace." That's possible if around 100,000 onlookers--the number who watched the breasts roll by in Auckland--get too excited.

[Photo: wonderferret]

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· Christchurch Police Urged to Stop Boobs on Bikes [Stuff NZ]
· NZ Appreciates the Human Form [Jaunted] ]]> amandak 2007-02-27T10:34:27-05:00 http://www.jaunted.com/story/2006/11/6/81859/7693
Talk about a sassy granny.

Red-light district experts seem to be drifting east from the Netherlands into Germany, if the latest appointment to a Berlin brothel is anything to go by. Waltraud Hotzl, better known simply as Mumsy by all, with her 70 years of age, is making a big success of her position as a bouncer in red-light Berlin. Not only does she keep the clients in line and dispose of drunks easily, she also does her share of disciplining the staff. Her boss says:

If she hears a squabble between the girls, she will shout 'Children, all quiet on deck please.' Total silence always follows.