We can only hope, since unbeknownst to her, back at the ranch Stephanie is kicking out her loser brother after weeks of him living on her couch. (Couldn't he move East and live at the Palace with Chuck Bass?) With nowhere to go, apparently, Spencer uses his never-surrendered keys to his old apartment, only to find his ex-fiancee isn't there. And can we just say, the thought of an ex-boyfriend secretly crashing at our place really upgrades Spencer from "full of crap" to "supercreep."
Meanwhile, at the house of Lauren, Lo and Audrina--hereafter known as the Chatheau (sound it out)--all is not well! Even though the girls have barely moved in, Audrina is already feeling left out of the fun. Her source of tension, surprisingly, is Lo, whom Audrina cleverly calls out (albeit to JustinBobby) because she always "turns her head or rolls her eyes or texts on her phone" when they're having a Bonding Moment.
We actually see Lo do all three of these things when she and Lauren go to a recording session Audrina's working on with Alkaline Trio (So 1998!) and Lo acts like a bratty 5-year-old. (Sorry, Lo. We still heart you.)
Also, Lauren and Lo went out and got a puppy for the house from a shelter and Lo squealed, "In puppy day care she's going to be like, 'I have two mommies!'" Two's company, but three's a crowd. It sure is a cute puppy though.
Next week: Spencer decides to chase Heidi to Vegas and right into a business dinner, Audrina gives up after 10 minutes of living in the Chatheau and Lauren does some crying. Also, Whitney! Come back, Whitney! Stop being so sensible so you can get more screen time!
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