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The Hills Travel: There Are A Hundred Million Guys In This City!

September 23, 2008 at 8:45 AM | by egw | 0 Comments

Let the mice play "When Lauren's Away" at our Hills Season 4 Map.

Previously: Holly and Lauren had a summit of sorts, and Audrina finally saw the JustinBobby we all see.

A couple weeks ago, when data on the ridiculously inflated "salaries" of the people on "The Hills" was leaked, we wondered not why LC was making so much but why glorified cameo players like Brody and Stephanie were making anything for essentially being friends with LC. Well, this week they had to step up their game when LC went to Italy on vacation and suddenly they needed to start creating some plot. Well, it sort of worked!

While Lauren was out, Audrina and Lo buried the hatchet. And just in time, because Stephanie came over to ask Audrina's advice about the cute guy that just asked her out -- Duh Doug! She ought to wait to go out with him, but...

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So Audrina tells Heidi when they run into her and Spencer at Goa, and Stephanie tells Spencer herself since by his own admission he doesn't "have [his] ears to the street anymore. (LIES!) Stephanie decides that she'll go on the date and deal with the wrath of LC later. Exclaims Spencer, "How small of a weird, twisted little world!" Sir, we believe the word you're looking for is "incestuous."

Well, Stephanie and Duh Doug go out on the date anyway, at Eva Longoria's restaurant Beso. And no one would have known except that Brody's mom, of all people, spotted them at the restaurant. MTV, please don't let this have been scripted, it was awesome... especially when Brody retells the whole thing to Lauren at dinner, complete with impressions of Duh Doug and his own mom:

(He himself is a little mad because Doug referred to it as a "business dinner." In Duh Doug's defense, this is the closest he ever gets to business!)

And announcing a new feature: The JustinBobby Look Of The Week: Because he's just too crazy to shoehorn into the rest of the episode.

It's like "Lars and the Real Girl" wins a free bar hat!

Next week: Heidi's mom comes to visit; Duh Doug says he wanted to help Stephanie because she's "like a little lost puppy." Ouch.

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