OMG! Jason Priestley!
See, back when the trip was planned, Audrina and Monsieur Two-Names were together, but she's stressing about sleeping with him since she got together with Corey. And despite the ladies' best efforts, this is a dudes' weekend: In honor of Brody's birthday, Doug invited a horde of "sleazies" happy to chicken fight and sit on the laps of the men in their party. Lauren and Audrina try to make the best of it... but eventually Lauren just decides to drown herself in drink...
Cabo trip? Ruined.
And Audrina gets all teary over something JustinBobby did at the pool, most likely because he stole her hair band, because clearly he still liiiiikes her. And the next morning she finally has The Talk with him, in which she points out that he just wants to slut it up with everybody and her new man treats her better. But here at Jaunted, we have a strict policy:
No negotiating with cutoffs!
Meanwhile, back in the Hills, Stephanie takes her new boyfriend Cameron out to dinner with Heidi and Spencer, and naturally someone behaves like a petulant baby by calling the interloper "Stephanie's first boyfriend" and bringing up that old Doug song and dance. Want to guess who? Next week, Spencer steals candy from a baby and kicks a puppy at the same time.
But seriously, next week: Stephanie has boy drama and Audrina has JustinBobbyDrama. Which is kind of like Johnny Drama, but way less hilarious.
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