Keeping up with LC, Audrina, Heidi and the rest of LA's most notorious reality TV stars.
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The Hills Travel: Audrina, See the Light!
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Previously: LC and Audrina made up. Spencer convinced Holly her sister wanted her out--until the girls actually talked and he lost.
After three seasons of just going to work and having no one pay attention to her, Audrina finally gets the job spotlight turned on her. She's been tapped to plan the first LA appearance for a new Epic band called thewhitetieaffair at the Roosevelt Hotel. And the president of Epic is going to be there!
Everyone's in her corner--except JustinBobby, who promises her with puppy-dog eyes that he'll be there and then doesn't show. Shocked? Her roommates aren't, although they gamely show up and dance to the music.
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The Hills Travel Redux: Twice the Time, Twice the Crying
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Previously: Frankie's birthday was ruined--don't you remember yesterday? And Spencer was a jerk.
In their infinite wisdom, MTV gave us only a night of suspense to find out what happened to Doug and Brody when they were "in jail" in Vegas at Frankie's birthday party. (Poor Frankie. He gets about 5 seconds of screen time this week.) Turns out, the boys were in jail filing an incident report after some drunk punched Doug. "Idiots," Lauren stage whispers. At least she won't have to go to the "bail bond store" and buy these boys their freedom.
The real drama, as has been teased after every show this season, went down at the Chatheau with Lauren and Audrina's long-awaited confrontation.
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The Hills Travel: In Which Frankie's Birthday Is Ruined
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Meet Frankie Delgado (at right). Frankie is an LA event planner who DJs for the heavy metal band the Deftones. Once part of the quickly canceled MTV reality series "Twentyfourseven," Frankie has been linked to Hilary Duff in the past. And it was his rotten luck to be friends with Brody Jenner whose crowd completely ruined his birthday.
Since he gets about one minute of screen time, total, in the episode featuring his birthday, we thought he deserved pride of place before the jump.
Frankie, we're so sorry. From the looks of it, you didn't even get paid for this farce. Now go and get some real friends.
Here's how it went down:
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The Hills Travel: I Always Thought You Were Way Too Nice to Me
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Previously: Spencer and Heidi crashed Stephanie's birthday. Happy B-day: You're disowned! LC went on a date with Duh Doug and Whitney got a major promotion.
Whitney's off to New York City today at the beck and call of Kelly Cutrone, or as she puts it to Lauren, "When she wants you, she wants you." They set up for casting at the Soho Grand Hotel (310 W. Broadway) and Whit's first assignment is to get male models to take their clothes off and pose for pictures. Wow, hard life!
Kelly connives to get Whitney and one of the models, Alex, to go for drinks, but they only share a perfectly chaste walk and a talk about the differences between New York and LA. Later, Whitney tells Lauren how she asked Kelly, "Do I scream lonely or something?"
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The Hills Travel: My Victory Face, Let Me Show You It
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Previously: The pool party sucked, Whitney worked and She-Pratt used to be good.
It's Stephanie She-Pratt's birthday! She's having a party at Boulevard3 and invited LC at school and her second question (after "Can I bring a guy?") is, "Are you inviting Spencer and Heidi?" Foreshadowing!
Speidi appear, briefly, as if they actually won't go to the bash, thus nearly draining the drama from this episode. Out for a date at Don Antonio's, a familiar Season 2 and 3 haunt, they once again express how betrayed they feel, but Heidi insists that for the sake of family unity, they should go and then cut her out of their lives forever.
So Spencer shows up late with a giant balloon bouquet--Huh?! She's not four!--and says, while LC and Lo are sitting on Stephanie's other side, "Can you get these obnoxious chicks away?" Master of subtlety!
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The Hills Travel: The Part Where We Need to Make an Effort
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Previously: Whitney and LC changed jobs to the dangerous-sounding fashion firm People's Revolution; Spencer chased Heidi to Vegas and it worked and the Chatheau was born even while Audrina made vague unhappy noises.
It's Audrina's birthday and LC decides to throw her a pool party. Who doesn't love pool parties? Lo, apparently, who feels excluded and goes up in her room to sulk despite LC's pleas, and her own determination, "We're just going to have to enjoy... the company that comes." Sure, Audrina's friends are weird, like JustinBobby, who shows up to a pool party in a leather jacket, and the unnamed dude pictured above.
