Keeping up with LC, Audrina, Heidi and the rest of LA's most notorious reality TV stars.
The Hills
"Disgusting And Embarrassing"
December 2, 2008 at 8:45 AM | 0 Comments
Previously: Spencer turned his back on his flesh and blood like a cold blooded gangsta. And for once, we agreed with JustinBobby when he called the rumor about him hooking up with LC "fictitious."
So Audrina is still upset that Lauren is upset... because she accused her of being a woman of loose morals. (That's right, it's Jane Austen week on "The Hills"!) And JustinBobby is still upset that Audrina believed "Dino," the rumormonger who should get some screen-time stat because she no longer believes him. But who will plant those seeds of precious doubt!?
The Hils
What Is There To Talk About?
November 25, 2008 at 8:00 AM | 0 Comments
Previously: Heidi got her job back (fake!); Holly started crashing at the Chatheau, and Audrina was happy. Not for long!
Hey, it's a big game of telephone this week! Audrina heard from her friend Dino ("who I've known for, like, two years") that Lauren and JustinBobby hooked up. And, because we're in Hillsland, she believed it.
"I started laughing when she asked me," Lauren told Lo. In fact, she's insulted because Audrina called her "shady" and slutty, and told all their mutual friends like Speak Truth To Power Brody.
Lauren: "Yes, I couldn't resist his charm and his manners and his hygiene. I was under the JustinBobby spell."
Then... hey! Audrina came back to the Chatheau and said, "You need to, like, converse with me." Because Lauren wouldn't deny it again, Audrina turned on her heels and walked out. She still hasn't talked to JustinBobby about it, although she keeps calling him to check on "all the things that people keep putting in my ear." And in the most obvious Hills sound cue since ever, the song that plays right after that message goes "You may have reasons to ignore what you're hearing." And we say: Yes.
When Audrina finally meets with JustinBobby... well, surprise. He gets mad at the fact that she would even believe it and leave him a passel of angry messages. Are we on the same side as HatHead? Oh, how times have changed.
Audrina's sister Casey: "Are you going to apologize?" Audrina: "What's there to apologize about?"
So their scheduled barside peace summit devolves into a shouting match that culminates in Lauren saying, "I would rather kill myself than hook up with him," and saying Audrina is "way worse than Heidi." Oh, the things we say in anger!
Meanwhile, in Heidiwood, Holly or "Little Miss Traitor" came by to visit, but only Spencer was there. "That's one thing Heidi and I definitely have in common is unloyal sisters," Spencer told her, implying that her own sister wouldn't see her. Hey, is this a test?
So Holly went to see Heidi in the one place Spencer never goes: Work! "I've never felt so unwelcome and unwanted," Holly said, but Heidi is still mad that she took up Lauren's offer. But really, the problem here is Spencer, who "forgot" to tell Heidi that her sister stopped by. And is a huge jerk anyway. And that's all we get from our favorite newlyweds.
Next week: All over but the white flag wavin' as Stephanie and Spencer reunite (is that Grandma Pratt? Let it be so!) and Audrina finds it within herself to apologize.
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The Hills
I'm Gonna Get You Out Of The Clubs
November 18, 2008 at 8:45 AM | 0 Comments
"Maturity is one of the most key things in relationships I think."-Justinbobby
Previously: Audrina moved out and tried to unilaterally move in with Justinbobby; Heidi got fired and begged for a pardon; Whitney met a hottie in New York; and Lauren and Holly rekindled their friendship.
"How could it possibly get more complicated?" So after Heidi kicked Holly out because Spencer told her to, Holly moved in with Lauren at the Chatheau. She saw some problems with this (after Whitney helpfully pointed them out to her) but decided it was for the best since Spencer didn't leave the other Montag much of an option. Besides, she's "like Heidi without the Spencer."
The Hills
Whitney Port, Modelizer
November 11, 2008 at 8:50 AM | 0 Comments
Previously: Heidi got fired from her job at Bolthouse after getting visibly drunk at a work event. (It's called stealth, lady!) And Whitney went to New York City for work and met a male model named Alex.
The Hills
Are You Working?
November 4, 2008 at 8:30 AM | 0 Comments
"It's Her Move" but it's your night out, so let the Hills Season 4 Travel Map be your guide.
Previously: "It had been a long time since Spencer embarrassed Heidi in front of her bosses," warns the voiceover. Also, JustinBobby exerted a freaky pull over Audrina... again.
Hey, remember that Heidi has a job? She does! And this week she has a major responsibility working the opening of the latest Bolthouse project, XIV Restaurant. Sam Nazarian, from last season's Vegas denouement, is there to remind Heidi of how she screwed things up. Yet apparently she doesn't remember because she's planning to invite Spencer. "What's one more on the guest list... what's the harm?" she says to her coworker Kimberly, who appears to be ferociously biting her tongue. (Clearly she's seen the DVDs.)
The Hills
You Know How That Story Goes
October 28, 2008 at 8:52 AM | 0 Comments
Follow your dreams but not too far: Check out where the ladies went last night on "The Hills" with our Season 4 Map.
We wouldn't say it if we didn't love it, but... the best part of this week's episode of "The Hills" was the "Next week..." segment. Next Week in LCland, Audrina moves out of the Chatheau and in with JustinBobby, and Heidi loses her job because it can't compete with Spencer. And neither of those plots, apparently, could be saved for this week's drama-free plate of leftovers.
Oh, you still want to know what happened this week? Well, gather 'round...
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The Hills Travel: Did You Guys Invite Sleazies?
October 21, 2008 at 8:45 AM | 0 Comments
Previously: Oh, who cares. We're going to Cabo!!!
Fans of "Laguna Beach" will remember the famed "Cabo Trip" episode from Season 1, in which Lauren was forced to stare down Kristin Cavallari for the affections of her then-crush. (We weren't in this game back then, but you can always read the TVGasm recap.) The drunkenness! The drama!
It's a little different this time, and not just because Brody flew everyone in his private plane to a giant house. "I think we should all leave our problems behind," Lauren says on the plane. "Except Audrina, she brought hers with her." That problem's name is J-U-S-T-I-N (B-O-B-B-Y), who has a new look for the trip:
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The Hills Travel: Drowning in Dudes
October 14, 2008 at 8:45 AM | 2 Comments
"Who To Choose?" But you don't have to ask where to choose -- our Hills Season 4 Map will tell you when to go.
Previously: JustinBobby threatened to disrupt Audrina's newly minted dating life; Holly attempted to mediate between long-ago besties LC and Heidi.
We'll say this: The re-introduction of Audrina's romantic life has re-injected drama into "The Hills." And we oughta love it: Last week it was Colin of the Barry Watson hair; this week, Corey from Australia charms her and comes over for cereal besides.
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The Hills Travel: What Up, Shady Guy?
September 30, 2008 at 8:45 AM | 0 Comments
"Don't Act Innocent..." You know which way is up. Get informed with our Hills Season 4 Map.
Previously: Lauren went away and everyone had lots of fun without her. Hope y'all enjoyed it, 'cause it's over.
This week's episode opens with LC with boxing gloves on. Cue, much? Even the personal trainer weighs in on Lauren's dilemma as she and Whitney work out: Should she let Stephanie go ahead and date her ex? Or should she make a deal out of it? Please, this is TV. We have to make a deal out of it.
Here's how it went down:
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The Hills Travel: There Are A Hundred Million Guys In This City!
September 23, 2008 at 8:45 AM | 0 Comments
Let the mice play "When Lauren's Away" at our Hills Season 4 Map.
Previously: Holly and Lauren had a summit of sorts, and Audrina finally saw the JustinBobby we all see.
A couple weeks ago, when data on the ridiculously inflated "salaries" of the people on "The Hills" was leaked, we wondered not why LC was making so much but why glorified cameo players like Brody and Stephanie were making anything for essentially being friends with LC. Well, this week they had to step up their game when LC went to Italy on vacation and suddenly they needed to start creating some plot. Well, it sort of worked!
While Lauren was out, Audrina and Lo buried the hatchet. And just in time, because Stephanie came over to ask Audrina's advice about the cute guy that just asked her out -- Duh Doug! She ought to wait to go out with him, but...
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The Hills Travel: Audrina, See the Light!
September 16, 2008 at 9:15 AM | 0 Comments
Do "You Always Miss a Best Friend"? Meet new friends but keep the old with our Hills Season 4 Travel Map.
Previously: LC and Audrina made up. Spencer convinced Holly her sister wanted her out--until the girls actually talked and he lost.
After three seasons of just going to work and having no one pay attention to her, Audrina finally gets the job spotlight turned on her. She's been tapped to plan the first LA appearance for a new Epic band called thewhitetieaffair at the Roosevelt Hotel. And the president of Epic is going to be there!
Everyone's in her corner--except JustinBobby, who promises her with puppy-dog eyes that he'll be there and then doesn't show. Shocked? Her roommates aren't, although they gamely show up and dance to the music.
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The Hills Travel Redux: Twice the Time, Twice the Crying
September 9, 2008 at 9:00 AM | 0 Comments
Decided "Something Has To Change" about your travel plans? Make a good choice with our Hills Season 4 Map.
Previously: Frankie's birthday was ruined--don't you remember yesterday? And Spencer was a jerk.
In their infinite wisdom, MTV gave us only a night of suspense to find out what happened to Doug and Brody when they were "in jail" in Vegas at Frankie's birthday party. (Poor Frankie. He gets about 5 seconds of screen time this week.) Turns out, the boys were in jail filing an incident report after some drunk punched Doug. "Idiots," Lauren stage whispers. At least she won't have to go to the "bail bond store" and buy these boys their freedom.
The real drama, as has been teased after every show this season, went down at the Chatheau with Lauren and Audrina's long-awaited confrontation.
