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Previously: Heidi set unrealistic expectations for her relationship with Spencer based on high school boyfriend Colby; Audrina looked to Brody for comfort after the 18,000th implosion of her relationship with Justinbobby.
Vacation, all they ever wanted! LC and the girls crash Brody's boys' trip to the Turtle Bay Resort on Oahu, and there are shots, and there is a hot tub, and whoops! Then there is cheatin'! Stephanie makes sure to bring up that Audrina is, like, totally single, just when she's sitting next to Brody who has complimented her on her one piece. Sorry, did we just accidentally turn on a print issue of YM?
Later, Audrina tells the group she's always had a little crush on B., who seems to take this in indifferently until they have a late-night chat in his room where he tells her "I don't want it to be awkward between us," but if they wanted to hook up, "feelings are feelings." Really, Brody? Because I'm tempted to stick you in the Spencer Pratt Honorary Coffin of Pathetic One-Liners.
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But speaking of the man! Heidi's high school boyfriend Colby comes to visit with his girlfriend Ashley and much is made of the fact that they go to "bible college" and thus are both still virgins. In fact, they're staying at The Orlando Hotel in separate rooms. The very idea of this made Spencer's head explode, while it left us curious about which bible college they meant (BYU? Oral Roberts? Missionary school?
Just so we know what we're dealing with!) Colby and Ashley's Bible study for Spencer turns out to be a failure, but Spence tries to rescue himself by saying he liked "the whole 'Leave it to Beaver' vibe." Of course he would.
Next week: Brody's girlfriend goes ballistic when she finds out about the hookup; Heidi confronts Stacie again, because it went so well the first few times.
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